Faisel Jaffer 

A Toronto urban myth, supposedly a large half man half bear that breathes fire and has the ability to manipulate your mind in a way similar to large quantities of LSD. Supposedly has fought a pack of wolves, a tiger, a lion, and the three bears simultaneously. Also said to have survived being hit by a moving truck, the truck was destroyed, he didn't have a scratch.

I'm sick of hearing all these stupid exaggerated stories about "Faisel Jaffer" clearly he didn't do any of this stuff, and clearly hes not a real person

Faisel Jaffer by Shin Ta November 10, 2008

jafflechute 

A jaffle attached to a parachute. Prone to wind and unfortunately placed window ledges. An idea founded in Melbourne and an actual thing.

www.jafflechutes.com

"I had a jafflechute for dinner last night. It got stuck in a tree, but I threw my shoe at it and it eventually came down"

jafflechute by karmabox October 12, 2013

Faisel Jaffer 

A man bear who's legend precedes his introduction, spawned from the lake of Manitou and forged in the Algonquin forests Faisel was once deemed a demi god until it was discovered his search engine of choice was Bing. Also worth noting Faisel makes a brief appearance in the 2016 "Revenant".

Faisel Jaffer is a Bing using ass mothafucka!

Faisel Jaffer by SquidofManitou August 31, 2016

Jafflebag 

1. Noun - A very annoying person who has tendencies to dribble a lot.

2. Verb - to jafflebag - to repeatedly palm someone in the crotch.

1. "I dont really invite Steve round anymore, since he found out he was a jafflebag."

2. "Steve is really annoying me now, hes started to find jafflebagging funny."

Jafflebag by Jaffle July 6, 2009

Fanny jaffle 

A threesome. Sex involving three people - two of which are female. A jaffle is an Australian term for a sealed toasted sandwich. To be sandwiched between two fannies.

You wouldn't believe this guy - he's a social retard but he's had a least three fanny jaffles.

Fanny jaffle by Brown Dog April 8, 2007

jaffery

Smart and perfect. A man with principles.
A Ladies charmer.Smart yet adorable .A warrior who fights all alone

My name is Jaffery

jaffery by Aka25 December 17, 2017

vegas jaffle

the act of a male entering a female while bent over a table or bench

i gave turnys mum a vegas jaffle over the breville

vegas jaffle by nosh December 14, 2008