Jackable 

To determine if a video or photo is hot enough to jerk off to.

The Kim K sextape isn’t even jackable.

Jackable by Kelp salad November 30, 2019

jailable 

A word describing an action that could get one put in jail.

Sexting is now a jailable offense in China.

jailable by Tyris Flare November 9, 2009

puke-jaculate 

The act of puking and ejaculating simultaneously.

Buddy!!! I've puke-jaculated all over this floor!

puke-jaculate by matt311 February 16, 2014

jackable 

i girl that is hot enough to be jacked off to

"Shes jackable"

jackable by Hortinstein June 4, 2003

Defi-jaculate 

(v) To spontaneously defacate while ejaculating

Last night, Lorenzo was sucking my cock and I defi-jaculated all over his chest, some call this the cousin of the Cleveland Steamer.

Defi-jaculate by J-Ru October 15, 2003

Not Jackable 

A building, fence, object or structure that poses such a risk that it becomes a barrier to entry and requires further brainstorming to find a diversion or incites an unlawful entry.

Jack - that electrified, razor wire, German Shepard patrolled perimeter is definitely not jackable

Other Guy - Watch me and see how it’s done

Jack - *severed by fence spike, entangled in razor wire & watching ear run away in mouth of rabid dog*

Not Jackable by Sangha45 May 7, 2019

jackable 

worthy of spewing a load all over one's belly

The nude photos of Hillary Clinton were so jackable that I couldn't hold my load back anymore and came five times

jackable by Anonymous June 25, 2003