jackulable 

to be jacked or have potential to be jacked or jacking.

were the jewels jackulable?

jackulable by the thing that killed god July 11, 2009

Jackable 

To determine if a video or photo is hot enough to jerk off to.

The Kim K sextape isn’t even jackable.

Jackable by Kelp salad November 30, 2019

jackable 

i girl that is hot enough to be jacked off to

"Shes jackable"

jackable by Hortinstein June 4, 2003

Jackulate 

The overwhelming feeling of reverence, admiration, fear, etc., produced by that which is grand, sublime and extremely powerful like Jack Bauer.

The way you knocked him out almost made me jackulate!

Jackulate by Ovinor January 14, 2011

Not Jackable 

A building, fence, object or structure that poses such a risk that it becomes a barrier to entry and requires further brainstorming to find a diversion or incites an unlawful entry.

Jack - that electrified, razor wire, German Shepard patrolled perimeter is definitely not jackable

Other Guy - Watch me and see how it’s done

Jack - *severed by fence spike, entangled in razor wire & watching ear run away in mouth of rabid dog*

Not Jackable by Sangha45 May 7, 2019

jackable 

worthy of spewing a load all over one's belly

The nude photos of Hillary Clinton were so jackable that I couldn't hold my load back anymore and came five times

jackable by Anonymous June 25, 2003

Flap-jackable 

Adjective. Sexually appealing enough to be accurately represented as a pornographic pancake.

I found the Virgin Mary divinely portrayed on my pancake; I suspect the actual character was deemed flap-jackable.

Flap-jackable by David Capito December 15, 2008