Jacobstotle Saturday 

The day to celebrate all great quotes that may or may not make sense. Usually celebrated in the presence of a Jacob.

Hey its Jacobstotle Saturday, "evil is confidence".

Jacobstotle Saturday by theoriginalja November 24, 2010

Jacobsened 

Adjective: An extreme case of inebriation, invariably caused by a person's unwillingness to leave pub/party/gathering of any kind, this combined with a fierce determination to continue imbibing large quantities of alcohol, while encouraging as many mates as possible to do the same.

Once "Jacobsened", the subject will display many brilliant new attributes including but not limited to:
- Willingness to do just about anything
- They will relieve themselves anywhere or on anybody
- All stationary drinking buddies become targets for any number of bodily excrements

“That guy just pissed on the waitress’ leg, he is fucking JACOBSENED!!”

Jacobsened by Woogy77 August 18, 2013

shop the jobsite 

Stealing from a construction jobsite.

I shop the jobsite at least twice a week, and sell at fleamarkets on the weekends.

shop the jobsite by Worldhead December 4, 2009

jacobitis 

Someone who gets mad really easy.

I was poking Drew and he got mad. He suffers from jacobitis.

jacobitis by Saul the god September 5, 2017

jackobite 

a beast drink, a type of whisky which is goood. can buy at yellow parrot store in AY. bless up

me:"bless up nigwet, can u hack me a jackobeetay im thirsty?"
18 year old:"yeah bless the moneyz and you have it sonny boy"
me:"sound as a pea, JACKOBEETAYY!"
(you get the jackobite)
me:"mmm jackobiteyyyyy"

jackobite by Bless up January 16, 2008

jacobite111 

Jacobite111 is when a gamer starts playing really badly like he is on mobile. Nothing has changed but the gamer has not played in a while so is a little rusty and gets salty very easily!

'Ninja is playing like Jacobite111'

jacobite111 by TwinSync March 8, 2019

Jacobie 

Jacobie is the best friend you will ever have . If you find one keep him . And love him. But whatcha gone do with his attitude

Hey bsf , jacobie "gives me a hug "

Jacobie by Jameria his bsf September 17, 2020