Jacobsened 

Adjective: An extreme case of inebriation, invariably caused by a person's unwillingness to leave pub/party/gathering of any kind, this combined with a fierce determination to continue imbibing large quantities of alcohol, while encouraging as many mates as possible to do the same.

Once "Jacobsened", the subject will display many brilliant new attributes including but not limited to:
- Willingness to do just about anything
- They will relieve themselves anywhere or on anybody
- All stationary drinking buddies become targets for any number of bodily excrements

“That guy just pissed on the waitress’ leg, he is fucking JACOBSENED!!”

Jacobsened by Woogy77 August 18, 2013

Jacobsen 

a kind of beer, also a very loud person, especially when drunk. talks to much. never be sober around this person drunk.

You are way to jacobsen.

Jacobsen by cjacobsen August 20, 2008

jacobsessed 

being obsessed with Jacob Sartorius and their life revolves around him

All Maddie dreams about is meeting Jacob Sartorius, she is definitely jacobsessed!

jacobsessed by datemejacob March 17, 2017

jimmy jacobsen 

is a great baseball player. He is greatly amazing at sports if not he should go down in baseball history. this kid played on mets field thats hot. :)

jimmy jacobsen is a animal at baseball

jimmy jacobsen by dickey wilsonn August 25, 2011

Mikkel Ove Jacobsen "Mæææææh"

Sheep lover, eats a lot of grass. have 0 friends and love playing Roblox whit the other sheep on the farm. Please say "Mæææææææh" when u see him. have a nice day.......

Mikkel Ove Jacobsen "Mæææææh" says "mæææææææh"

Mikkel Ove Jacobsen "Mæææææh" by Mææææææææh April 28, 2022

Colin Jacobsen 

A big stupid head.
-or-
A stupid big-head.

TAYL0R RULEZZZZZZZ!

This definition emmerged when a young Colin Jacobsen was a total stupid idiot face.

Used in a common conversation, the term "Colin Jacobsen can appear this way:
You're a Colin Jacobsen.
-or-
You're a big CJ.

Colin Jacobsen by 7 D4\\'G July 7, 2004

Jacobsen 

A cool name. A Jacobsen is known for having big dicks. He is also loyal and will help you all the time. Also very friendly. Will destroy and beat up any enemy for you.

Look that guy got a big dick, he must be a Jacobsen

Jacobsen by CoolestInTheCity September 23, 2019