Jacob: Oh, hi...
Random person: Wanna hang out at lunch? I'm pretty bored and forward.
Jacob (With an obvious demeanor change): Sounds pretty cool. So, what's your name?
Fucking everybody you meet will be named Jacob.
2. A very boring and cliche name for a guy whose jock strap is a bit too tight.
Person 2: "Name's Jacob, homie"
Person 1: "Figures..."
"Yeah but I think he's one of the Bad Jacobs."
"Let's see, he makes fun of everyone he meets, he won't quiet himself for one second, and can't stop making filthy jokes."
"No, not anymore, he over exaggerates everything and he's clingy."
"Oh I feel you"