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His cock was a jacob
by bigdickjacob95 March 23, 2017

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Jacob is very very romantic and he is a very loving person. He is kind hearted, a fighter and a lover. He falls for girls easy but gets over them well.

never scared of anybody and loves loves loves sports. Jacob is perfect in every single way. He's a gentleman, he's smart, funny, incredibly gorgeous, silly, and mature. He knows just what to say and just when to say it and is the kind of guy you want to spend the rest of your life with. Every time you look at him your heart stops beating and you cant breath and then he looks at you and suddenly your heart is going a mile a minute and you're breathing so hard you're afraid that your chest may explode. He's an angel. As was said before, Jacob loves sports, the girls also love him because of his athleticism, Jacob plays many sports and he is a sports fanatic. Jacob does it all and gets the girls.
"She said Jacob is the best basketball player"
by Dhuin February 01, 2017

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The most amazing guy out there, Jacobs are funny, kind, attractive, tall, and have great hair. Even though at times Jacobs can be incredibly annoying, they always find a way for you to forgive them. They are the most trustworthy people and no matter what time of the night it is, a Jacob will listen to you and be your shoulder to cry on. Jacobs sometimes tend to fall into the friendzone, but that's only because they're the best guy friend you'll ever have. Love you :)
Girl 1: I've been so stressed, how have you been holding up lately?

Girl 2: I have a support system

Girl 1: what do you mean?

Girl 2:...Jacob

Girl 1: Luckyyyy
by Foxyyy7278 December 19, 2016

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He is an amazing boy and is soooo funny! You will never get bored around him. He has a great style and doesn't mind getting in trouble. He can be very caring and will never hurt your feelings. He is loving and you will want to be with him every day. He's a great guy and you can always rely on him to help you at anything. He's great looking and a wild imagination. He's amazing in every way!
"Wow jacobs so funny"
"I love him"
by Lollypop19 April 28, 2017

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A vile, lecherous pervert. The only reason he doesn't jerk off in public is because his gut doesn't let him reach easily. Almost certainly has sick sexual fantasies about every single woman he sees (and probably a few of the men, too). Limit communication as much as possible. If you recieve anything from him, burn it as soon as possible to prevent contamination of your personal belongings.
Jacob: I dreamed about you last night, Casie...
Casie: Fuck off, Jacob.
by WEEBTRON April 05, 2017

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He digs in his butt.and thinks he's all that but he ain't.so yeah
Me :Jacob.b. Digs in his butt
by That young gurl April 02, 2017

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Jacob is a short motherfucker but he's also funny. He makes everyone laugh. He's usually mart but other times he's dumb af jacob is pretty awesome!!!!
Hey guys that guy is funny, ahhhh he must be Jacob!!!!
by Danielle205255 January 27, 2017

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