Very popular name, but can also mean stupid or idiotic.
That kid was such a Jacob. When he drew that picture of the submarinehe put wheels on it! SMH

After school got out and everyone screamed weekend, I realized I was a Jacob for finally finding out it was Friday.
by $yd December 29, 2011
A guy who is is really tall and blond, and also has ridicuously big feet. Size 14. He's really funny and goofy.. And he will be your friend for a while until he stops talking to you for no reason. He also likes to lie.
Girl 1: Was Jacob your friend?
Girl 2: yeah, but one day he stopped talking to me.
by Lalala122345678910 January 03, 2012
seems nice on the outside but then you get to know him.

ignores you.
not a gentlemen.
not romantic or good looking in any way.
horrible and mean.
hes nice to strangers.
helpful. and okay looking.
short may be tall on rare ocassions.
may have six pack if he is jacob black.
Sally: why wont you answer your text

Jacob: sorry i was busy.....

ex 2
person: i need help carrying stuff
jacob: ill help
by george logan January 03, 2012
long haired,skater dude who likez 2 play the guitar,smarty pantz kinda guy,laughz often,lovez scary moviez,doesnt get bored easily,wearz skinny jeanz bt not gay haha:),n likez to listen to tdwp <3 =D
jacob :)
by musiclover26 June 05, 2011
A large fanboy of sonic and who loves to play as girl pixels.
You like sonic? LOL your such a jacob.

"Man that girl raped in a 1vs1."
"That's not a girl that's a jacob"
by DeezNutsNigga November 27, 2011
A very interesting guy who loves windmills, throws away a lot of trash, hes sweet & nice but can be very bizarre at times.He can get away with doing very weird things because nobody questions his motives. If you are a Jacob you love to snowboard and buy a lot of ski jackets. All Jacobs wear lime green and purple stripes and love to play soccer but like laccrosse better. They might love christmas cookies even though they are jewish and may wear pants that dont flatter theyre figure, but all in all if you are the only exception to his heart, you are a very lucky girl.
Why the hell is he running down the hallway in a superman cape? Ohh hes probably a Jacob
by astabgurl January 22, 2011
A Jacob is a person that has intercourse with random objects. The ones that he enjoys most are shoes, blenders and wardrobes. Although Jacobs may deny it, they are indian. You can tell this from the dot above his head. He gets erections only when he sees a milf. On special occasions, he inserts moose antlers into his rectal zone.
Steven: Oh look it's Jacob!
Mitchell: Ok. I had better not let him see my mum. He might get a boner.
Steven: Yeah good idea. I had better put this moose somewhere where he cannot see it.
Jacob: Did somebody say "moose"?
by Leigh Crawford May 18, 2011

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