He looks like a literal bean
Guy: Do you see Jacob
Porch Monkey: Oh I thought it was a bean
by Mega Monkey July 21, 2016

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He is an amazing boy and is soooo funny! You will never get bored around him. He has a great style and doesn't mind getting in trouble. He can be very caring and will never hurt your feelings. He is loving and you will want to be with him every day. He's a great guy and you can always rely on him to help you at anything. He's great looking and a wild imagination. He's amazing in every way!
"Wow jacobs so funny"
"I love him"
by Lollypop19 April 28, 2017

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The most amazing guy out there, Jacobs are funny, kind, attractive, tall, and have great hair. Even though at times Jacobs can be incredibly annoying, they always find a way for you to forgive them. They are the most trustworthy people and no matter what time of the night it is, a Jacob will listen to you and be your shoulder to cry on. Jacobs sometimes tend to fall into the friendzone, but that's only because they're the best guy friend you'll ever have. Love you :)
Girl 1: I've been so stressed, how have you been holding up lately?

Girl 2: I have a support system

Girl 1: what do you mean?

Girl 2:...Jacob

Girl 1: Luckyyyy
by Foxyyy7278 December 19, 2016

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Jacob is a nice, sweet guy. He loves sports.he is caring and joyful you will be lucky to have a Jacob.
Jacob is the sweetest guy .
I want a Jacob .
Did you see a Jacob?
by Natalie .N December 19, 2016

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Jacob is the type of guy who will give you butterflies when he touches you. he's a sweet, sexy, funny, athletic, smart, lovable man. he's an amazing kisser. he makes your heart sore. when your with him he will have your on an all time high. he treats you like a princess. he makes you feel like theres no one else in the world. he give you the best advice when you need it. he always looks on the brightside of things. you could never go wrong with him. he's deffently a keeper.
#omg jacob is really worth my time
by Baby Jakez March 14, 2017

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A slang term used for marterbating with a screw driver while licking a butt hole
Ugh I want to go home to Jacob.
by Shit balls February 09, 2017

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An adorable yet extremely strange guy. He's obsessed with Minecraft and can usually be spotted with a Bryce or talking to one. Can be annoying but he is also good at either causing or breaking an awkward silence
Wow.... Jacob is kinda weird but pretty cool... Who's that other guy he's with?
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by GG🎮Borialis January 16, 2017

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