The nicest boy you will ever meet. He has hazel eyes that you could get lost in. He looks after all his friends and especially his girlfriend. He is the guy every girl sticks in the friendzone, except those who REALLY like him.
Margaret: Look at the new boy
Emily: Oh my gosh, he is such a Jacob!!
by Jamily01280330 March 11, 2016

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A loud obnoxious fat asshole that has no luck with anything. Everyone hates him and he would be preferred dead than alive by most.
I wish Jacob would just kill himself already - David
by That Jacob Kid December 19, 2016

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I'm sorry bitches, but the name Jacob has been ruined by Mr. Satorious.
"Hey Jaco-"
"SATORIOUS??? CUZ JACOB CAN GO FUCK HIMSELF!!"

"I meant Jacob Hawking. Our friend."
via giphy
by HitDaMerasi October 14, 2016

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jacob is a self centered, gay tool who everyone thinks is so annoying. he takes mirror selfies, flirts with every girl in his school and bites his lip more then anyone you'll ever meet. jacob asks girls to send him pictures in the shower and tries to touch their butts as much as possible. jacob may seem way starlight, but don't let him
mislead you, he is gay and obsesses over girls to cover it up. jacob is the definition of a douchebag
Girl 1: OMG JACOB IS THE BIGGEST TOOL IVE EVER MET IN MY LIFE

Girl 2: I KNOW, DID YOU HEAR HE WAS ACTUALLY GAY?

Girl 3: HES A GAY TOOL
by GiA September 04, 2016

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An annoying, sexist, racist dude. He thinks he is nice and that everyone loves him but he has not life. He is unlovable and hated by all.
AFRA: "omg look at jacob"
KENALL: "Oh, that's Jacob? I thought it was a trash can!"
by Afra A January 03, 2017

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Some tall white kid who thinks he is black just because his dad is part african yet jacob is white as fuck always skips class because he is too coward to learn and he is gonna fail yr 8 trolololololololoolol
fuck you jacob go fail yr 8
by random guy3990304 December 01, 2016

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A Jacob is someone who faps to a Covergirl commercial, Ellen, Opera, and anyone's mom. Beware, Jacobs have been known to prey on children and teenagers.
Girl 1: You remember Jake?
Girl 2: Ya, he dated me just to get close to my mom.
Girl 1: He's so weird. He's such a Jacob.
by Theginger_binger November 29, 2016

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