jacob is a self centered, gay tool who everyone thinks is so annoying. he takes mirror selfies, flirts with every girl in his school and bites his lip more then anyone you'll ever meet. jacob asks girls to send him pictures in the shower and tries to touch their butts as much as possible. jacob may seem way starlight, but don't let him
mislead you, he is gay and obsesses over girls to cover it up. jacob is the definition of a douchebag
Girl 1: OMG JACOB IS THE BIGGEST TOOL IVE EVER MET IN MY LIFE

Girl 2: I KNOW, DID YOU HEAR HE WAS ACTUALLY GAY?

Girl 3: HES A GAY TOOL
by GiA September 04, 2016

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The nicest boy you will ever meet. He has hazel eyes that you could get lost in. He looks after all his friends and especially his girlfriend. He is the guy every girl sticks in the friendzone, except those who REALLY like him.
Margaret: Look at the new boy
Emily: Oh my gosh, he is such a Jacob!!
by Jamily01280330 March 11, 2016

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Some tall white kid who thinks he is black just because his dad is part african yet jacob is white as fuck always skips class because he is too coward to learn and he is gonna fail yr 8 trolololololololoolol
fuck you jacob go fail yr 8
by random guy3990304 December 01, 2016

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The definition of a cancerous student who disrupts class oftenly and asks inconsiderate questions while being an imbecile.
Your more cancerous then Jacob in my Science class
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by BoomBitchGetOut August 08, 2016

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Someone who believes that he is truly a god, although his sexual life may not be so great due to his lack of manhood, he makes up for it with his charming tone, strong accent and discussions about tea, history, and 1980's music
Person1: See that guy over there?
Person2: Yeah, what about him?
Person1: That's a Jacob
Person2: Woah
by canthandlemyhandle August 14, 2016

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a fuckboy who fucks over anyone who actually cares about him

if you ever meet a jacob stay away

he might be hot but fuck that you deserve someone better :)
he's being such a Jacob
by trumplingus November 17, 2016

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Cockney Rhyming Slang for Testicles.....origin : Jacobs Cream Crackers (Knackers) - Jacobs Cream Cracker Biscuits perhaps the best known of all UK plain Cracker Biscuits
'Do exactly as I ask, or I'll cut your f*cking Jacob's off!"
by Boxhead Of Oz August 23, 2016

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