Jackablade

Jackablade is a fictional term used to refer to some of the criminal element within the Thief universe. Is it unbeknown whether or not that it is used to refer to a certain type of criminal e.g. a cutpurse or a mugger but the crime of being a jackablade (or jackblade) is incarceration, flogging and forced labour for an indeterminate amount of time by The Order of the Hammer.

In Thief: The Dark Project and Thief Gold, two jackablades were sent to kill Garrett by the City Warden (Crime Lord) and two more are found incarcerated in Cragscleft Prison for their crimes.

"Guard thy tongue from falsehood as thou gardest thy purse from a jackablade."

Jackablade by ThePrivateer April 30, 2021

Jacksplaining

jacksplaining
Explaining something you know nothing about.

Attempting to explain Jack-shit!

John was jacksplaining to Dylan how PMS feels.
John doesn’t know jack-shit about how PMS feels.

Jacksplaining by LKingmanL June 6, 2018

Jackalaka 

Used to describe an amazingly cool person in the south of England but refers to a moronic retard in the North, Wales and Scotland. Can be used to mean beer in Ireland and in most places of the UK

Person 1: How's your time in Manchester ?
Person 2: Fine apart from my new room mate is a complete jackalaka
Person 1: Thats a shame. Maybe you should throw him out the window whilst you sleep
Person 2: That's a bit mean. He isn't that bad a jackalaka unlike my classmate Jack.

Jackalaka by alip.21 November 27, 2009

Jackslap 

a common term used by military firefighters, meaning to "dust of the bitch slap" or to "Slap you with the back of one's hand". This is commonly used from one soldier to another if someone says or does something stupid, pushes just the right buttons, or irritates another soldier.

"Soldier, I will jackslap the cowboy piss out of you if I don't get my goddamn newspaper back!"

Jackslap by Bryan H. September 13, 2006

jackgalaness 

Ability to be cocky, angry, and hungry and overweight. Also this type of person believes they are "Good and don't deny it"

Your Jackgalaness is really making me not want to be friends.

jackgalaness by superduper11 April 10, 2007

jackalackin

Masturbating to a student handbook or other non pornographic material. Aka your a fucking fag

You memorized the student handbook? No my friend did he was jack, jackalackin around to it.

jackalackin by Deebobo2003 February 4, 2016

jackslap 

v. - a severe and often extremely painful beating. Thus usually used only for intimidation purposes

ie.. "if you don't stop that shit I'm gonna jackslap you like a monkey"

jackslap by Zman July 18, 2004