4 definitions by Zman

Top Definition
v. - a severe and often extremely painful beating. Thus usually used only for intimidation purposes
ie.. "if you don't stop that shit I'm gonna jackslap you like a monkey"
by Zman July 18, 2004
A man with a 10 inch sausage and the balls to back him in any endeavor.
I if were an Etling, it would be truly wonderful...
by Zman March 05, 2005
Poetricate - verb:
The act of creating poetry as a thoughtful and concerted effort.

Past tense: poetricated
Noun: poetrication
Continuing/present tense: poetricating
Example: I haven't poetricated in a while.

Example: I think I feel the need to poetricate; it has been too long since I wrote a poem.

Example: "Hey, man, what are you doing?"

"Just poetricating."

"Sweet, can I hear some of what you wrote?"
by ZMan October 11, 2013
any time somebody does something ridiculous in there car. from turning, to parking, to backing, whatever
What the hell is that non driving bastard doing, I could park better then that blind folded!
by Zman January 29, 2005

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