Jackhammering
A man’s RAPID motioned sex style that gives ZERO PLEASURE to a woman. Jackhammering is a style used by AVID PORN WATCHERS.
Jackhammering by Lagtx February 24, 2019
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A sex position that near no woman likes. Like literally zero. MEN, read that last sentence again. And if you feel triggered I would urge you to look at the fact that maybe your ego is being hurt right now because instead of doing proper research you just went off some porn hub shit. Lookup a women's life website like cosmo... now THERE'S what women want in their sex articles. But since you probably won't because you're going to pass this off as just one woman's opinion let me share a fact. ONLY 1/4 women orgasm from penetration alone, let alone you treating their sacred heavenly space as something to be literally destroyed with the god-forsaken jackhammer move of yours. JUST DONT.
Also if for some reason you also incorporate this into your hand actions when fingering something, especially if your fucking fingernails are not cut, I speak for all women when I say you are SATAN and we despise you. GO FOR THE CLIT YOU DIPWADS.
Sincerely,
Representative of the Vajayjay support group
Also if for some reason you also incorporate this into your hand actions when fingering something, especially if your fucking fingernails are not cut, I speak for all women when I say you are SATAN and we despise you. GO FOR THE CLIT YOU DIPWADS.
Sincerely,
Representative of the Vajayjay support group
Callie: I swear to god, the next man that tries jackhammering me thinking he's doing something is going to get it bit off.
Mike: Man last night I started jackhammering her with my fingers and she screamed asking if I was trying to claw her inside out
Dan: Jesus Christ with the look of those long-ass nails looks like you fucking were. Besssssides its the clit you want to pay ALL of the attention to dumbass.
Mike: Man last night I started jackhammering her with my fingers and she screamed asking if I was trying to claw her inside out
Dan: Jesus Christ with the look of those long-ass nails looks like you fucking were. Besssssides its the clit you want to pay ALL of the attention to dumbass.
jackhammering by your vajayjay queen May 5, 2021
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jackhammering by ooma90 January 5, 2008
Jackhammering
sex position that is as follows...
the girl is lying off the bed with her shoulders/neck on the ground and torso against the bed, she is required to hold her legs back as far and wide as possible so we can begin. You start by bending ur boner down so that you are able to stand with your legs wide and thrust in a downward motion into her pussy (like a jackhammer). you then increase speed and many will at this point adopt the superman stance. meaning you place a chair 1 to 2 feet beyond her head on the ground and grab the sides so you are parallel to the floor and are able to use your hip thrusters to pound away at the pussy. this develops great lats and abs, while also feeling great on ur downstairs. The Jack hammer
the girl is lying off the bed with her shoulders/neck on the ground and torso against the bed, she is required to hold her legs back as far and wide as possible so we can begin. You start by bending ur boner down so that you are able to stand with your legs wide and thrust in a downward motion into her pussy (like a jackhammer). you then increase speed and many will at this point adopt the superman stance. meaning you place a chair 1 to 2 feet beyond her head on the ground and grab the sides so you are parallel to the floor and are able to use your hip thrusters to pound away at the pussy. this develops great lats and abs, while also feeling great on ur downstairs. The Jack hammer
"after amanda thought she was creative with the reverse cowgirl, i decided to throw her off the bed and let the jackhammering begin on her pussy, i have never seen so many o faces at one time"
I jackhammered the shit out of that dime piece from nebraska
I jackhammered the shit out of that dime piece from nebraska
Jackhammering by swamppeople June 14, 2011
jackhammering
when you're fisting a girl in the vagina and anus at the same time. (i.e. like you're using a jackhammer)
JB: dude, where we're you last night?
Dani: jackhammering yer mam lol
Dani: i got in there right up to the elbows
Dani: jackhammering yer mam lol
Dani: i got in there right up to the elbows
jackhammering by unquestioned_answers September 26, 2006
jackhammering
The act of taking a funny joke or meme and repeatedly making it less and less funny until it gets to the point where it no longer has any comedic value. The term comes from the word "jackhammer" which is a tool commonly used by construction workers to drill into the ground at a rapid pace. Jackhammering usually occurs with mainstream memes and jokes that become less funny when said mainstream starts to put their own twist on it. The joke loses all its luster after that.
"Dude, did you see youtube rewind?"
"Yeah dude, they were jackhammering the Shooting Stars meme! Remember when that used to be funny?"
"Yeah I know dude."
"Yeah dude, they were jackhammering the Shooting Stars meme! Remember when that used to be funny?"
"Yeah I know dude."
jackhammering by UltraSpace January 14, 2018