1 definition by your vajayjay queen

jackhammering

A sex position that near no woman likes. Like literally zero. MEN, read that last sentence again. And if you feel triggered I would urge you to look at the fact that maybe your ego is being hurt right now because instead of doing proper research you just went off some porn hub shit. Lookup a women's life website like cosmo... now THERE'S what women want in their sex articles. But since you probably won't because you're going to pass this off as just one woman's opinion let me share a fact. ONLY 1/4 women orgasm from penetration alone, let alone you treating their sacred heavenly space as something to be literally destroyed with the god-forsaken jackhammer move of yours. JUST DONT.

Also if for some reason you also incorporate this into your hand actions when fingering something, especially if your fucking fingernails are not cut, I speak for all women when I say you are SATAN and we despise you. GO FOR THE CLIT YOU DIPWADS.

Sincerely,

Representative of the Vajayjay support group

Callie: I swear to god, the next man that tries jackhammering me thinking he's doing something is going to get it bit off.

Mike: Man last night I started jackhammering her with my fingers and she screamed asking if I was trying to claw her inside out

Dan: Jesus Christ with the look of those long-ass nails looks like you fucking were. Besssssides its the clit you want to pay ALL of the attention to dumbass.

by your vajayjay queen May 6, 2021