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Something that is really bad or messed up.
His teeth were so jacked. Traffic was jacked. That was really jacked up the way he spoke to you.
by Erica Williams June 23, 2006
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Did you see that guy? He's really jacked!
by bob June 03, 2002
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1. Under the influence (adj.)
2. Stole (v., past tense)
3. Ridiculously muscular (adj.)
4. Ridiculously rich (adj.)
1 & 2: I'm way too jacked to do this online English assignment...I'll just email my teacher, explaining that someone jacked my internet cord.

3 & 4: Being jacked makes him jacked squared; people pay him for being sexy! The beauty of steroids.
by secret_code_name March 17, 2009
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Mike's car was jacked up with hydros
by Sabertooth nigga November 30, 2004
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extremely high on cocaine.
That's some mad coke. I'm jacked to the gills!
by Bentech January 05, 2005
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1) ripped

2) stolen

3) loaded with money
1) Man that dude from the gym is totally jacked

2) Yo man! That freak just jacked my wallet!

3) That guy from the bank is jacked, did you see his car?
by k7k June 18, 2008
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to take too much meth at one sitting and realizing you got some good dope
wow dude im fucking jacked....i cant go to work like this
by jgiddy99 December 03, 2004
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