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Basically, any excess skin on the head of a penis or in the scrotum to anus area. On the female, her vuluptous vulva and her taint region
jesse pulled back his choad to remove the lint from the head of his penis or his scrotum to anus region.
by jgiddy99 December 19, 2006
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when a man has been working out in the heat and sweating. He developes a film of sweat and scrotum chafe under his nut sac.
do ya want a fumunda chesse sandwich. lemme scrape fuhmunda my balls and give you one..
by jgiddy99 December 4, 2004
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a long tube of glass with a bulbous end. The bulb has a small hole(carb)in it. USUALLY used to smoke meth out of, but sold in local head shops and dollar stores. The pipe "bike" is used as a cover up to smoke dope. ex. one tweeker to another in covert convo."Say jay hee. wanna go ride bikes?" Translation: "jay hee, wanna go smoke some dope?" reply..."Sure i would love to go rides bikes!" translation..."Jay Hee would love to smoke some meth with joe"
ex. one tweeker to another in covert convo."Say jay hee. wanna go ride bikes?" Translation: "jay hee, wanna go smoke some dope?" reply..."Sure i would love to go rides bikes!" translation..."Jay Hee would love to smoke some meth with joe"
by jgiddy99 December 4, 2004
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When you injest a plentiful amount of meth that your speach becomes a bunch of shit no one can understand, a lick of "i dunno what the fuck i am trying to say" or what you are trying to say or speach. That is a speach-amphetimine.
Say you got that thingaslkjdnasfkjgn truck iddooo too much method of me head what did you say? Sorry you could not undersand what i said ....cuz I have a speach-amphetimine.
by jgiddy99 November 1, 2007
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monkey sheeth aka... "Jack rag"was brought about due to a friend of mine always masterbating and cleaning himself off with the same article of clothing, towel, paper towel..ect..and leaving it out so someone wiil eventually grab it to wipe something up or off of them...the rag is isually hard and cum stained
say you dont use that rag to wipe up you lil kids face. That is my monkey sheeth
by jgiddy99 December 4, 2004
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to take too much meth at one sitting and realizing you got some good dope
wow dude im fucking jacked....i cant go to work like this
by jgiddy99 December 4, 2004
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The SHOCKER is every womans friend. It's when you suprize her while fingering her with your pointer and middle finger and then slip your pinky finger in her ass without her permission. This will give her a sense of violation as she will start gyrationg to the shocker cuz it feels so good. Fingering her pussy and ass hole at the same time.
I was getting her warmed up with two fingers and pulled the wild card out and my pinky finger to hit her ass at the same time. At first she was shocked then she fucked my .....fingers. She just recieved the shocker. two in the grass and one in the ass.
by jgiddy99 January 13, 2007
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