jackaloon

a publicly acceptable way of calling someone a jackass. someone who recently has done something stupid and deserves to be called a jackass, but there are people around that wouldn't appreciate that and so you simply call them a jackaloon.

"Dude what's wrong with your toaster?" "You have to plug it in first you jackaloon."

jackaloon by inandaroundyourmouth February 3, 2010

Holden Jackaroo 

The Holden Jackaroo is a medium sized SUV produced by GM Daewoo. Holden Jackaroos are most commonly found broken down and abandoned on the side of the road thanks to the ultra unreliable 4JX1 diesel/steam engine that Isuzu decided to fit in them.
Some owners believe their Jackaroo's can be taken off-road despite the fact a Holden Barina puts them to shame both on and off-road, let alone a real 4x4. This common misbelief is due to the vehicles semi-impressive suspension flex, which can be attributed to the soft pine chassis that was jointly developed by Ikea and Isuzu.

Most Jackaroo owners have moved onto more reliable and safer forms of transport such as hitchhiking with Ivan Millat, the rest are broke and stuck with it.

"No we won't insure your Holden Jackaroo. It's not worth anything and won't go anywhere"
"I'm sorry you own a Holden Jackaroo"
"Nothing says failure like a Holden Jackaroo in your driveway".
"No I can't fix your Holden Jackaroo. Get your junk off my property"

Holden Jackaroo by warlord_trooper March 22, 2019

Jackaloon

A person that is both a jackass and a lunatic.

There's no reason why a sane person would ever put mayonnaise in their pockets, he is a certifiable jackaloon.

Jackaloon by gtrslayer284 March 12, 2019

Jackoodie

Jacket like apparatus, yet thin enough to wear as a hoodie. Usually fleece or fur lined with waterproof qualities.

Dude, nice Jackoodie!! Thanks, I got it for Christmas!!

It's too warm for a jacket, but I might get cold later......I'll bring my Jackoodie!!

Jackoodie by Toph Topherson December 23, 2010

jackdoodoo

A word your teacher says to try to be cool or funny but fails

you are just playing jackdoodoo on your computer!

jackdoodoo by Yogurt1825 February 21, 2019

jackdoodles 

It means what the fuck or hell this is a more friendly and appropriate way of saying it for kids.

A sister and Her twin brother were walking in the park when suddenly they came across a decapitated fox , the twin sister then screamed out “what the jackdoodles“!

And out popped their older sister with the head of the fox laughing to her knock knock curly wurly shelf !

jackdoodles by Bogustim January 1, 2020

Jackaboon 

One who acts stupid, loves being stupid, but doesn't know that they are stupid. Like mixing a jackass with a baboon.

My nose is bleeding. Then stop picking your nose you Jackaboon.

Jackaboon by Mr. Walker-French Teacher January 23, 2009