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Yo momma do!!! OOOHHHHHHWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! I'm really sorry I said that. Your mom is a great lady who loves your faggy-ass dad a lot.
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When A Guy Holds His Dick And Rubs His Hand Up And Down Getting Faster Until It Feels Good And He Sperms. My Friend Doesn't Get Any Pussy So He Likes To Jack-Off.
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To masturbate until the point of ejaculation is reached. Oh, oh, ho, oh my god, wait.. wait a..., oh OH SHAZAAAM!
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To grab the hard, erect penis and rub it in a firm motion up and down until it turns red and is towards the point of ejaculation. I haven't jacked-off in a while. So I'm gonna make up for loss time and jack-off for 18 minutes straight.
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1) When an angry mother orders her son (named Jack) off a ride outside Tesco.
2) To masturbate. 1) "Get off the Postman Pat ride, you've been on long enough... JACK, OFF!"
2) "Dude, I am going to jack off." |
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1. Verb. Exercising the art of masturbation
2. Verb. To create an orgasm simulating another sexual partner with the hand or other masturbating aids (e.g. fleshlight, hand, dildo) 3.Noun. An asshole, homo, or otherwise retard who's by calling them a jack-off is saying that they shouldn't have been born and was a waste of sperm which is a jack-off 4.Noun. A waste of sperm produced by the art of masturbation Tom is a porn addict, therefore he likes to jack-off.
Tom jacks off in public for everyone to view therefore he is a jack-off. Tom likes to jack-off so much his girlfriend has nothing to do but, jack-off. |
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Noun: A person, either male or female, who wastes a car salesperson's time when that salesperson could be doing something either more constructive or entertaining. Used as the strongest epithet for a non-buyer in the retail automotive industry. "Would you believe that fucking Jack-off had Johnny test drive him in three cars then left without so much as a writeup!!" Also, "Beat it, you Jack-off!" Frequently shortened to "Jack", such as "What a Jack!"
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to masturbate; a jerk; an asshole; Dale Ross; one who manipulates; brainwasher; penis That jack-off just served you with court papers.
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