jack rocks Share definition Flag To throw a jagged object at the tire of an enemy's car. Can also be thrown at a cheating spouse. I walked in on me bietch and the lawnboy the other day, obviously I had to jack rocks the shit out of them... jack rocks by Deseree Bakersville June 11, 2003 0 0 Get merch Get the jack rocks mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch