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JACK RAG 

a rag or piece of clothe used to catch ejaculation when masturbating.
Hey bro i used your tee shirt to jack off on. Hope you don't mind
JACK RAG by ikonworx February 9, 2004

jack rag 

Any form of cloth used to clean up with after jacking off.
"Quick, I'm about to cum, hand me my jack rag."
jack rag by BRAUCHWURST April 19, 2003

jack rag 

A pornographic magazine that provides visual stimulation.
Jay was up shit creek when his wife found his jack rag under the bed.
jack rag by Byourn April 6, 2004

crusty jack rag

a rag used to catch your load that hasn't been washed in a while.
my little daughter came in to the room holding my crusty jack rag.
crusty jack rag by texliam May 14, 2007

jack o' rag 

A sock that has so much dried semen in it that it has the potential to be sharpened into a shank.
Wyatt, Adam is planning to jump you in the prison yard tomorrow
Thats okay, I have enough time to make a jack o' rag
jack o' rag by obedient_muffin January 14, 2014

Rage-jack 

when one gets stressed out and is in need of releasing stress by jacking off (also known as masturbating).
Rage-jack by Montelonti April 16, 2011
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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