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8.
The code word for sex, used by men.
"Dude, last night i was with my girl and i got some Jack Johnson.
by Tmolie April 06, 2011
 
9.
a very talented musician and former pro surfer,jack's lyrics have meaning inside themselves and you have to actully think about them to appreciate his music abilities

*challenge* listen to jack johnsons cd in between dream and try to find a song that isnt great
do you remeber,better together,never know are just some of the great songs off of jack johnson's cd in between dreams
by vince M August 14, 2006
 
10.
One of the greatest ass kickers of all time. He beat up his opponents with a smile and they loved him for it.
Black Jack Johnson, NYC...

Excuse me, he was from XGalvestonTexasX.
by anon March 03, 2005
 
11.
Used to refer to one's fist, usually in a threat to punch someone in the face.
"If you want to throw down in fisticuffs I've got Jack Johnson and Tom O'Leary right here."

-- Anchorman
by Wes Mantooth February 16, 2005
 
12.
Famous musician who has become a rorschach test for the music-listening world at large. If you dig Jack Johnson, you're either an unwashed ignorant member of the common sheepish folk, or deeply into weed in all it's forms. If you don't like his stuff, you're either into "good" music, hateful of relaxation, or aware of him selling out the good surfer name. It's all in interpretation really.
Example One:

Fan: "I like that new Jack Johnson album!"
Critic: "Why?"
Fan: "Because, it's, uh, relaxing...and, uh...uh...relaxing."
Critic:"Is that all? His music is miserable and generic. How can you enjoy absolute dung like his (I won't even say music because it degrades the very concept) 'surfer' sound?"
Fan: "Baaaa."

Critic: "I hate the new Jack Johnson album."
Fan: "Why?"
Critic: "Because it's cliche, simple, boring, without edge or real emotion, and lacks all good things I like in pop music."
Fan: "Here's what I think: Get off your high horse and try to understand his appeal to people. In this busy, hectic world he offers a break and release from the pressures of daily life, making people happy in the process, and if that's bad then sue me. Why don't you remove the stick of music snobbery from you-know-where and get a life?"
Critic: "You just criticized me. That's my job."
by teamugcollective July 06, 2010
 
13.
An alcoholic mixed drink containing one part gin, one part tonic, with a slice of lime and a splash of cranberry juice. Also known as a JJ.
Lets put on board shorts and go chill out on the vineyard with some jack johnsons.
by deuce niggalo August 20, 2009
 
14.
Hawaiian singer, as well as surf movie director, ex-pro surfer for Quiksilver, and a marijuana smoker <-(not known by many), famous for his acoustic guitar skills, singing voice, and mellow mood songs. You can listen to him while in any mood and he does not have any homosexual roots like some other definers on this site think. He is a great American musician and influences many modern bands.
Jack Johnson smokes weed and his music is fucking amazing.
by ILiveInNewJersey December 24, 2008