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1.
the most beyond awesomerest,perfect, smart, beautiful, funny, caring, kind, sweet and a very very sexy girl who had ever entered my life , she makes me smile just by looking at her. Its not that shes the most beyond perfect girl in the world but its that shes most beyond perfect girl for ME. There is one thing that we have and no other couple will ever have, they will never have someone like Ivey, to love, to hold and to call them their girlfriend/wife. The first moment she had come to my life, she had swooped my heart and made me fell in love with her at first glance. She can make you smile just by looking at her smile, because her smile is so beautiful and words cannot describe the happiness she gives out. I can never forget how she made me feel so breathless just by giving me a smile. One of the numbers of most important thing she had ever taught me was: the feeling of love. I don't deserve her the slightest bit, and yet she stays be with me making me even luckierest, I Love You A Whole Ton, that no one can else's love can ever compare
"Omggrrrr, whose that sexy angel? ^^"
*punch*"that sexy angel is my girlfriend ivey :)<3"
*starts spitting out blood and a tooth
"damn... you lucky smelling bastard"
yeah i know :) <3
"damn im bleeding, why'd you hit me so hard? >_>
"thats because shes mine and only mine forever :) <3 if you want her you have to get through me and ill never let anyone pass :)<3
by GlassesCouple:D(Y)(:<3 July 15, 2010
 
2.
A female name. Alternative spelling to Ivy.
John - What's her name?
Bob- Ivey.
John - Like the poison?
Bob- Yea, except with an E.
by PoisonIV June 26, 2009
 
3.
someone who has the perfect amount of awesomeness, and they are not a loser in any way, shape, or form, i mean who can be a loser if they have a friend named Eli. they are also a necessity at all parties not only because there pure badass, but because they will bring you back from death, and help you find your inter superman. if you can decode them and find out there age dont let it fool you because they are very mature. with this essential knowledge, you are now prepared to find your self your own Ivey.
person1- look at ivey over there, i want to talk to her but im to intimidated by her maturity and good looks

person2- yea i agree shes hangen out with all those seniors over their
by blooberdoodle November 15, 2010
 
4.
To dance in a robotic style with the sole purpose of impressing fragile and broken women
Dude, that guy is busting out a chronic ivey

Oh no he's doing tthe ivey, someone body take him home
by cool cat kdog April 22, 2011
 
5.
Something that smells like diarrhea or something absolutely disgusting and one of the girls that goes to my school is pretty cool.
Ivey Newsome is pretty cool but she smells like an ivey.
by poveys the man May 28, 2008