When a man with a mustache/stubble around the mouth area performs oral sex on a woman and gives her stubble burn on the inside of her labia.
"I saw you go home with that guy last night. He was super cute, and his mustache totally rocked!"
"Yeah, and he ate me out for hours too, it was amazing."
"Oh no, I hope he didn't give you purse itch!"
"Yeah, and he ate me out for hours too, it was amazing."
"Oh no, I hope he didn't give you purse itch!"
by gedderneet August 31, 2013
Person 1: *rubs nails against teeth* my teeth itch.
Person 2: okay
*the two go off into another room*
Person 2: okay
*the two go off into another room*
by JoejoejoeSmithsmithsmith June 5, 2022
When you suddenly feel a compulsive need to add a definition to Urban Dictionary, usually after coining or re-defining a witty term or phrase.
Person 1: "So when I get disgusted and spit out my gum, I call it 'A case of the ickies'..."
Person 2: "Haha damn, we gotta share that with the world. I've got the Urban Itch."
Person 2: "Haha damn, we gotta share that with the world. I've got the Urban Itch."
by DukeT November 24, 2010
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