"That fat broad is telling everyone she is a lawyer even though she is serving me drinks behind the bar. She thinks everyone believes her. That girl has issues that she needs to deal with right away."
problems that would not exist if the "issuee" would only stop thinking about them, unlike authentic problems such as hunger, disease, poverty etc.
1: so i can be cool
1: i cut myself...
1: it's my "self abusive coping strategy"
2: *ONE INCH SLAPZ!!!!*
Have issue>listen to that shit>leads to more of issues>listen to more of that shit