A small piece of land which was originally called Palestine, seeing as it was originally Palestinians land, not Jews (Israelis)
Oh and the Kebabs, and the rest of the Middle Eastern things dont come from Israel, it comes from Saudi and Syria, cos if you think about it Israelis are really Europeans after the second world war.
Sara: Omdz im going to a Palestine demonstration tomorrow...
Laura: oh why is that?
Sara: To defend Palestine, because Israel stole their land!
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THE HOTTEST / BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD BABYYY ! :)
israel is the best country baby
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An awsome country with the best weapons in the world (Uzi series weapons, T.A.R-21, Desert Eagle, Merkva Main Battle Tank) wielded by the some of the best operatives (Mossad, IDF) and criticized more than any other country in the word. Not to mention that the average soldier is smart enough to invent a weapon is still in production and was used by the Secret Service--which isn't really secret, but that's beside the point.
Robber #1.- Hey! Let's rob that store! Those Guys are raking in the dough!
Robber #2.- Nah, it's owned by an Israeli.
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A country who was supported in creation by the U.S.A. only because the president of the U.C. at the time (who took up office for a short time, being elected only as vice-) believed it the right thing to do. Any aid it may receive these days is either A : Legitimate for a country so deep in it it's nigh impossible to compare, or B : Payback for the years the Allies broke their backs. It is also worth noting that, of all the wars Israel has fought, it did not start a single one.
Look at a map. Tell me, how is this israeli occupation unjust?
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San Francisco/Northern California term for an UZI, a fully automatic firearm which is made and invented in Israel.
"There them niggas is on tha block, go'on get tha israel"
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A nation of honey badgers surrounded by vipers, spiders and scorpions for as far as the eye can see. Israel doesn't give a fuck though, it takes what it wants and is immune to it's venomous neighbors stingers, fangs, suicide vests, etc.... The collection of vipers, scorpions and spiders surrounding the honey badgers have tried on numerous occasions to gang up on the honey badgers outnumbering them as much as 60 to 1, however as previously stated, the honey badgers really don't give a fuck and have easily repelled the venomous consortium every time. In response to getting their asses kicked so many times the various venomous creatures of the desert have resorted to strapping explosives to their own children to harm the honey badgers, this strategy however has had little success therefore further compounding their frustration and deep seated feelings of inferiority.
Despite numerous attempts to destroy Israel, they still get what they want and still don't give a fuck.
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The #1 country on this earth.
I'm making aliyah to Israel next year!
by Semite October 16, 2005

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the best friend someone could have , he is smart, funny, an it's a very good listener to your problems
Girl:i need help i feel sad

friend: go talk with israel he will help you
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