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Israeling 

When u say an egregious lie to cover ur big lie from before, hoping to elicit sympathy
My girlfriend lied about being out with friends (but was with her ex) and in the middle of the argument she told me her mom was in the hospital and I was supposed to should show sympathy and understand her hurt feelings. I should have also paid the hospital bill because its somehow was my fault. She was totally Israeling.
Israeling by Truth teller G October 30, 2023
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Israeling 

a sickly exaggerated desire to have something that belongs to someone else, and that you are ready to steal it by stepping over corpses
he's been ISRAELING his neighbor's car for years, and when he realized he couldn't buy it, he crept up at night and stole it.

Israeling 

Falsely claiming ownership and assuming a victim role for something that isn't rightfully yours.
I swear mother, he's israeling, the t-shirt is mine!
Israeling by Jeremyfisher445 November 4, 2023

Israeling 

The feeling of ownership over another population's land, resource access, and lives by way of having a god complex and religious scripture as testament to the right to commit criminal practices without accountability.
- Hey, do you know what Yaacov is up to these days?

- Last I heard, he's Israeling in Jerusalem

Israeling 

Here is how I would define that sentence in a dictionary style:

appropriation (uh-PRO-pree-AY-shun)
noun
Noun

The act of stealing possession or authorship of something and representing it as having always been one's own.
James *said something funny*
Tem: lol I’m Israeling this joke!
Israeling by Bagofbeaf November 12, 2023

Israeling 

The repeated telling of a lie.

One = lie
2+ = lies.

Repeated lies = Israeling
He won't admit it; he just keeps Israeling.
Israeling by Pseoudocreem January 6, 2024

Israeling 

Casting aspersions on Israel based on limited knowledge gained by drawing incorrect assumptions from unverified social media posts, biased news organizations, opinions from a friend of a friend who says they know a lot about the Palestinian struggle but fails to mention Hamas is a ruling active government being run by terrorists, and not realizing (or realizing) they are perpetuating anti-Semitic tropes used by Neo-Nazis, white supremacists and good ol’ fashion racists.
Johnny was Israeling about the Hamas Israel war with his friends and feeling smug since he was thousands of miles away from the conflict and didn’t have to deal with his family/friends being murdered by terrorists in their homes
Israeling by Itbtrue January 23, 2024