A small occupied territory basically given to the Jews by Britain in 1948 because of the Zionist Movement. Today Israel basically feeds off the major powers in the world like America and sucks up to them whenever theyre in trouble. This is the only reason that the Arabs weren't able to take over Jerusalem back and the rest of Israel even though its their land and they fought 7 damn Crusades over it. Israel is always under conflict with the Palestinians who are facing extreme poverty and racism in cities like Jerusalem that used to be theirs. This has resulted in the Palestinians unleashing attacks of terrorism against the Israelis.
"Hey whats that dinky country over there?"
" thats Israel"
by Ledzeppelinfan January 02, 2008
a country the size of your fingernail that gets 10% of all international media coverage and has more trouble than half the rest of the world.
"holy shit, did you see what just happened in Israel?"
by shaik September 17, 2005
Israel is a country located in the middle east. Its capital city is Jerusalem. it has about 6,500,000 inhabitants. 81.5% of the population are jews, 17 % arabs and the remaining are christians, druze, circassian and other small communities.
Hebrew and arabic are the official languages of israel.
" Last year i traveled in Israel, i went to the holly places in Jerusalem, swimmed in the Sea of Galilee, and went clubbin in Tel-aviv"
by d-m July 25, 2005
Something everyone wants, but has no oil (see Chanukah).

Antonym: See Saudi Arabia for 'something no one wants, but has oil.'
"That mercedes is a lot like Israel."
by Jacob The Just December 15, 2005
1. Battlefield since 5000 BC.
2. Home of Jews, Muslims, and Christians.
3. Gets more media coverage then any other country.
4. A place that the rest of the middle east, and probably half of the world, want to blow up.
5. A country with really hot girls.
1. Wow, the Jews rebelled three times, and the last time the Romans invaded, destroying homes and raping wives?
Terrorist 1: Lets blow up Israel!
Terrorist 2: We can't America is giving it a bunch of weapons.
Terrorist 1: Ohh....LETS BLOW UP AMERICA!!
2. I visited Israel with my Islam and Christian friend!

3. Tonight, on CNN; we have nothing better to do than to cover another terrorist attack on Israel...
Jon Stewart: Wow.
4. Iran: LETS BLOW UP ISRAEL!
Iraq: LETS BLOW UP ISRAEL!
Jordan: LETS BLOW UP ISRAEL!
Pakistan: LETS BLOW UP ISRAEL!
Lebanon: LETS BLOW UP ISRAEL!
5. College kid: Holy shit, visiting Israel was worth it.

College kid 2: Hell yea check out that ass!
by starwarsgeek133 April 20, 2010
The State of the Jewish people. Country in the Middle East surrounded by countries that hate them. Israel tries to make peace with its' neighbours, who just attack Israel instead of making an effort to make peace as well. Israel does not depend on America. Israel has no interest in killing Palestinians or Arab. When Israel drops a bomb on a neighbouring country, it is to blow up a building holding weapon's so Israel doesn't get attacked more. Israeli planes drop flyers telling people to go into shelter before dropping bombs. Israel is a country that is hated by most media. Propaganda lies are made to get everyone to think Israel kills Palestinian children and adults for no reason, although Palestinians kill their own citizens more than the Israelis do.
A ton of missiles were fired at Israel today.
by fruitloopsfromouterspace January 05, 2014
A great country rich in history, has the best food, beautiful scenery, and the gorgeous women on God's green earth. The people may come off as blunt and impatient, but once you get to know them, they're the warmest most friendly people you'll meet.
Come to Israel. You'll love the history, the fod, the natural scenery, and if you're lucky enough, the girls (or guys).

Secular Jewish Guy banging an Israeli girl he hooked up with: "Ah...this truly is the holy land. I'm never fucking leaving this country."

Terrorist: "By Allah, I would love to be caught and interrogated by that sexy Israeli soldier chick."

Pissed off Israeli guy: AAH! Get your ass out of here! Fucking tourists!
by AragornElessar September 23, 2008
1. A tiny country that has been the homeland of the Jewish people for at least the past 4,100 years, and will forever be the land of the Jewish people.

2. Adjective for cool, insane, out of the ordinary.

3. Nationality- Israeli(noun), meaning bad-ass, macho, commando, kick-ass.

4. Adjective for being incredibly smart, as this tiny country produces more PhD's per capita than any other country on Earth, making it the most educated country on the planet.
This country has produced innovations in bio-medicine, programming, engineering, etc.
"I'm ma gonna go visit Israel this summer the land of my ancestors, I'm excited!"

"This instant messaging system is Israel! I mean, yea I knew instant messaging was invented in the 1990's by a group of 4 Israeli whizkid 12 yr olds, but this is dope!"

"Fuck dude! You see that Esse knock that cracker out cold with one punch? Esse went all Israeli up on his ass."

"Shit! I hate this fucking SAT...and I forgot my calculator. I need an Israeli for the math section."

"This fucking catapult is due in 2 hours for my advanced physics class, and I have no idea what the fuck to do. I wish I had an Israeli to build it for me, I'd probably win the competition."
by Slywolf76 July 10, 2008

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