3 definitions by i3KBS
Ali: Jacob just israeled my $50 pen!
Omar: Oh! How did he do that?
Ali: He borrowed it from me for a day, carved his name on it, and took it as his!
Omar: What the hell!
Omar: Oh! How did he do that?
Ali: He borrowed it from me for a day, carved his name on it, and took it as his!
Omar: What the hell!
by i3KBS October 25, 2023
noun
A Middle Eastern country that has been occupied by a European movement called Zionism since 1948 by the permission of another European country (The United Kingdom). This land has long been inhabited by Middle Eastern Muslims, Christians, and Jews.
The occupying forces have not been treating the indigenous people very nicely. For example, it has been terrorizing them, turning them into immigrants and refugees, killing them, demolishing their houses and places of worship, and bombing their hospitals, schools, bakeries, and homes.
Some people of Palestine had to leave their lands , while many others decided to stay and fight for their freedom to live. Those people are being called names by certain countries, and these names are not very nice.
A Middle Eastern country that has been occupied by a European movement called Zionism since 1948 by the permission of another European country (The United Kingdom). This land has long been inhabited by Middle Eastern Muslims, Christians, and Jews.
The occupying forces have not been treating the indigenous people very nicely. For example, it has been terrorizing them, turning them into immigrants and refugees, killing them, demolishing their houses and places of worship, and bombing their hospitals, schools, bakeries, and homes.
Some people of Palestine had to leave their lands , while many others decided to stay and fight for their freedom to live. Those people are being called names by certain countries, and these names are not very nice.
Jacob: "I have been treated badly in Europe, can I stay in Palestine for a while? It's a beautiful country,"
Mohammed: "Sure! You are most welcome!"
Jacob: "Hey yeah so I am going to steal Palestine and I will call it Israel, I will bring everyone I like here, and I will have to give them your lands and houses."
Mohammed: "I mean, you can live here but I cannot let you steal my land!"
Jacob: "How confrontational and aggressive!! I guess I have no choice but to kill you, your kids, and your women. Sorry, but you made me do it."
Mohammed: "Sure! You are most welcome!"
Jacob: "Hey yeah so I am going to steal Palestine and I will call it Israel, I will bring everyone I like here, and I will have to give them your lands and houses."
Mohammed: "I mean, you can live here but I cannot let you steal my land!"
Jacob: "How confrontational and aggressive!! I guess I have no choice but to kill you, your kids, and your women. Sorry, but you made me do it."
by i3KBS November 9, 2023
A beautiful and mighty empire which is famous for doing the following:
1- Takes a huge amount of taxes from its citizens and instead of self-improvement, it uses it for its foreign influence which often results in not very nice things.
2- Tries to lecture every other country about justice, peace, unity and goodness, while it directly and indirectly commits all kinds of atrocities to the outside world.
3- Blames other countries for wanting to resist injustice while it funds organizations that steal lands and displace people.
4- Forces other countries to accept their military bases to protect them, while not able to protect itself from ongoing crimes.
5- Invades other countries but does not call itself terrorist. However, when those countries defend themselves, it calls them terrorist.
6- It gives you the freedom to do anything, except the freedom to defend yourself against its political goals.
1- Takes a huge amount of taxes from its citizens and instead of self-improvement, it uses it for its foreign influence which often results in not very nice things.
2- Tries to lecture every other country about justice, peace, unity and goodness, while it directly and indirectly commits all kinds of atrocities to the outside world.
3- Blames other countries for wanting to resist injustice while it funds organizations that steal lands and displace people.
4- Forces other countries to accept their military bases to protect them, while not able to protect itself from ongoing crimes.
5- Invades other countries but does not call itself terrorist. However, when those countries defend themselves, it calls them terrorist.
6- It gives you the freedom to do anything, except the freedom to defend yourself against its political goals.
Joe: America is the land of peace and goodness.
Omar: My uncle died in Iraq in 2003 among hundreds of thousands of other people, and my friend died in Palestine in 2021 amongst thousands others.
Omar: My uncle died in Iraq in 2003 among hundreds of thousands of other people, and my friend died in Palestine in 2021 amongst thousands others.
by i3KBS November 9, 2023