shitting

1. The elimination of fecal waste through one's anus.

2. The art of expelling feces from one's anus in a manner that exceeds the definition of "pooping" or "crapping".

3. The act of making incredulous, sometimes unbelievable statements.

1. I was just in the bathroom shitting.

2. Oh God how I love shitting!

3. No fucking way, you're shitting me!

by EricTheRed November 14, 2004

shit

anything. absolutely anything, be it good, bad, or neither. shit altogether replaces the words: stuff, things, and other such placeholders. SHIT is the ultimate sentence filler, capible of carrying great importance or complete uselessness.

'I heard some shit about her yesterday....yeah apparently she's a whore.'
OR
'He's been involved with so much shit lately.....I mean, he just signed a record deal!!'
OR
'Help me carry this shit, my waterbottle's in it and it's wicked heavy.'

by Abbyblabby August 1, 2006

Shit

The brown turd that comes out of the rear end of your body

Dude1: Man, I feel like shit
Dude2: You feel like poop?
Dude1: What? No you idiot I just feel bad
Dude2: *shoots* I never liked poop anyways

by urbandictionaryiscursedl November 23, 2022

shit

siblings

My siblings act like a piece of shit.

by moosebearraccoon June 27, 2018

shit

"something" or "anything"

"I don't remember shit, bro"

"He didn't do shit"

by XylaAlyx May 4, 2022

no shit

a quick and witty come back to some who states the obvious

woman behind a burger van: do you want a cheese burger? its the same as a normal burger but with cheese on

guy picking his food: no shit

by metalrob1 November 28, 2009

such a shit

A new-wave phrase used to say something is utterly shitty. Was first defined by Mother Russia's beloved sun.

Usually is used in the company of English speaking friends, who then start to make fun of you.

- Hey, how is the weather outside?
- Oh, it's such a shit!

by bakenbard August 24, 2014