New

A not used thing

Joe: these shoes are new dawg dont step on them!!
Dawg: Ruff Translated from Mutt WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE

by 10YearoldPornstar September 25, 2016

News

noun (usually used ironically)

Archaic: “new” information about the world at large. Often fact-based and relevant.

Current: Opinionated propaganda designed to obfuscate facts in favour of one political ideology or another. Also pointless information about prominent media figures.

“In today’s news, Donald Trump said something racist.”

“In today’s news, we should invade Iraq because they might have a nuke”

“In today’s news, Kylie Jenner almost named her child “Rose””

by Justin Cyder March 14, 2019

new

when one trend has surpased another.

Didn't you hear? Gray is the new black

by climax February 18, 2005

NEWS

Nipple Erection Without Stimulation. See NHO

Dude... its cold outside. That chick has NEWS.

by amazing gook April 9, 2004

new

an unknowing novice about a different concept.

"It's a new fashion trend mom. You don't know anything. You're so new."

by princess August 28, 2003

new

any word in a sentence whether it be adjective, noun, verb, or adverb

That new guy is so new, his newness reminds me of the newly washed new i was newing at earlier.

by Farmer July 9, 2003

sword new new

a Chinese internet slang equivalent to "嗦我的牛牛" (as a close homophone) meaning "suck my d*ck"

- Can you sword new new.
- Show show way!

by NotVeryJoe July 3, 2022