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Operation Iraqi Liberation 

What the US government was calling the Iraq War before they realized the title was more appropriate than it should have been (Operation Iraqi Liberation – O.I.L.). This is not an urban legend made up by leftists; check the official whitehouse press release:

www.whitehouse.gov/news/rele ases/2003/03/20030324-4.html
(delete space in "releases")
Operation Iraqi Liberation liberated something, but it wasn't Iraqis (it was O.I.L.).
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Operation Iraqi Freedumb 

Tard Ferguson spending a trillion dollars invading a country with no military and losing.
Operation Iraqi Freedumb failed harder than K Fed’s music career.
Operation Iraqi Freedumb by frick11 February 24, 2010

Iraqi Dongsled

When a double leg amputee puts bandanas on his stumps and rides down a hill on 2 skateboards under his stumps, while having an erect penis. At the bottom of the hill will be a midget with his asshole spread ready for the dongsled.
Peter: I heard that Jonah had a penile fraction for trying the Iraqi dongsled on Melinda.

Iraqi Dodgeball 

A game similar to dodge ball in which red rubber balls are replaced by rocks.
During a spirited game of Iraqi dodgeball, Timmy took a rock to the face and lost three teeth.
Iraqi Dodgeball by DFunk420 March 14, 2009

Iraqi quinceanera 

The vile, unconscionable act of selling your daughter to human traffickers before the age of 5 for the purpose of maximizing ones profits.
Wow the hummus at the last iraqi quinceanera was the best i've ever tasted.
Iraqi quinceanera by Ranchgirls December 10, 2020

Iraqi Pullout 

The Iraqi Pullout is the act where a man insists he will perform coitus interruptus aka the pullout, and just as the US army, does not pull out. He delivers a full load to his lady. This can be vaginal or anal. buttsex
Johnson: Man, my girlfriend is pissed. I did not have any rubbers and told her I would just pull out so I could get some.
Clay: Why is she so pissed then?
Johnson: Because I didnt pull out you dipshit!
Clay: you dirty bastard! you did an Iraqi Pullout!
Iraqi Pullout by just favre it April 30, 2011
Person #1: What's your nationality?
Person #2: I'm Iraqi.
Iraqi by A.Q. February 24, 2005