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iPilgrim
An iPilgrim is any person who gains fulfilment by visiting Apple stores with the sole purpose of worshiping Apple's latest godly creation. Often seen as a person who can't actually afford to purchase the heavenly gadgets on display. Also known as an iWorshipper or an iTourist.
Breaking News: Apple have released their latest iPhone 9G following last weeks release of their now out-of-date iPhone 8G...
iPilgrim: ooooh, I gotta ring in sick today and get down to the Apple Store right away to see what it looks like. Oops, so excited, I think I just cum in my pants, better turn them inside-out first!
iPilgrim: ooooh, I gotta ring in sick today and get down to the Apple Store right away to see what it looks like. Oops, so excited, I think I just cum in my pants, better turn them inside-out first!
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026
ankle biter
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026