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iPhonephile 

Someone who constantly uses their iPhone to look up information.
Often this is done in social settings such as during a debate at a party or bar.

similar to a wikiphile. Sometimes one in the same if the wikiphile is at a bar or party.
NormalGuy: Did Chumbawamba make another album after that one song?
iPhonephile: I dont think so, let me find out.
...10 minutes later...
iPhonephile: Yep, i guess they did, look at the album cover art.
NormalGuy: I dont see anything
iPhonephile: oh wait, push the screen, oh wait not there.... damnit!
iPhonephile by killllllllll February 13, 2009
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iphoneaholic 

Being addicted to one's iPhone to the point of discomfort. Like lack of food, drink and or sleep.
Being an iphoneaholic; he rarely did very much without his phone.
iphoneaholic by Sam tevel March 5, 2014

iphonetypoese 

The language that results in an email or text message written on your iphone when you inadvertently press the wrong button or your iPhone autocorrects a word it doesn't recognize.
"We'll teevaluaye our options later" is actually iphonetypoese for "We'll reevaluate our options later"
iphonetypoese by SomeSwimmer February 19, 2010

iphoneasauras 

This is a state of being reached when you Iphone is so old, all the apps have stopped working and you are literally trapped in a technological Jurassic.
If you don’t update that brick now you remain trapped in iphoneasauras
iphoneasauras by Martimusmaximus November 28, 2019

Iphonephobia 

When a person, usually someone with a different smart phone, thinks that the Iphone is a terrible phone when really the Iphone is better then every other smart phone on the market.
Person 1: My phone is better then the Iphone
Person 2: you suck, you have Iphonephobia
Iphonephobia by Person man April 8, 2012

iphoneiphobe 

fear of upgrading to or using an Iphone.

Usually caused by tech-tarded feelings of inferiority or the fear of location apps alerting your significant other to straying.
Bruce was an iphoneiphobe until someone showed him how to work the NASCAR app, now he tweets about Jeff Gordon from his Iphone all the time.
iphoneiphobe by momz-da-bomb July 7, 2011

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026