polyatomic ions 

1. Ions composed of more than one element.
2. Hideous acts of nature seen with the devil on many occasions. Destructive acts include but are not limited to: making 9th grade chemistry students fail tests/quizzes, causing a lack of sleep in said students because of late nights doing homework, causing undenyable pleasure in the teacher of said students when grading said failed exams

1. C03 2- is the polyatomic ion carbonate.
2. I saw phospite with the devil! Hang it!

polyatomic ions by Raccha January 14, 2005

grrr-ions 

angry ions that invade computers and cause them to not work properly. Generally they go away and the cause of the computer problems cannot be determined.

The day before a huge deadline, the internet goes down, computer won't boot up, remote access to another computer stops working. When everything gets fixed there is no attributable cause. In other words the probems were caused by grrr-ions!

grrr-ions by snowlover4 April 26, 2010

ionsthegoat 

a famous Canadian tiktoker that every girl likes. he is 7 feet tall and holds the current world record for most Vans shoes owned by an individual.

girl 1: do u know ionsthegoat?

girl 2: nah who’s that

girl 1: he’s the GOAT

ionsthegoat by Johnnyboy69420 September 22, 2020

shelter-in-place-ionship

A strenuous test of a couple's compatibility.

Forbidden to leave the house, they had shared every meal, slept, worked, read, watched videos and exercised side-by-side, hour after hour, every night and day for a very long time, and yet they were actually having a good time. She felt that if they survived this shelter-in-place-ionship they could survive anything.

shelter-in-place-ionship by Monkey's Dad March 27, 2020

ionsulting

a word describing a not particularly insulting phrase

"your mom" is played out and ionsulting

ionsulting by Brad Slocum May 13, 2004

ionst 

Intimate One Night Stand Twins.

Refering to Angelina and Kate, the Ionst is a beautiful, funny and talented creature with perfect music taste and a wonderful personality.

The Ionst will one day rule the world, so when they do. Watch out!

The Ionst dislike fakes, posers, sluts and reece.

When the Ionsts are legal they look forward to pointing to underage people, laughing and yelling "Jailbait!"

Angelina and Kate are THE ionst!

ionst by Kristree September 27, 2007

ionstee 

She’s nice pretty and thick

Ionstee has a fat Gyat

ionstee by Love bb November 20, 2023