Invading Russia 

Verb: The act of doing something ambitious, yet ultimately futile.

Frank: "Dude, I really want to give Jamie a Cleveland steamer."
Roger: "Bobby's sister? You're invading Russia there."

Invading Russia by quietgerbil January 2, 2011

invading ukraine 

Dismissing lots of easy conflict resolutions because you assume they won't work, till suddenly you're invading Ukraine.

Putin got left alone with his thoughts for too long, and now he's invading Ukraine.

Lucille, you're invading Ukraine again.

invading ukraine by no nono February 26, 2022

Invading Poland 

Verb: To Invade Poland: A sexual act, where a man gets a running start (preferable 10-15 yards in advance), and dives onto his woman partner, hoping to land in her taco.

An often risky manuver, as many times it is hard to land a direct bullseye, and this can result in severe injury.Not for the weak of heart. Difficulty of landing in the taco,will vary on the women. Sluts are generally easier to invade and barriers can usually be infultrated with just one attack. Virgins on the other hand, my take multiple invasions.

Invading Poland is usually a mutual activity but don't be afraid to persue an ambush.

"Honey, im tired of the same old boring sex all of the time, isnt there something else we can try?"

"Why yes sweetums, why dont you lay on your back and ill be back in a second"

As man leaves he measures out ten steps from the bed..turns around, and with three brisk skips and a leap dives into snookums."

Invading Poland is pending for olympic events, excluding man african amercians as they would destroy many Polands accross the world.

Invading Poland by C IV December 14, 2008

Invading Iraq 

Waiting to do something that you know you shouldn't do until you can come up with a reson, regardless of whether or not you base said reason on false facts and illogical reasoning.

A: "Dude, that kid just threw a brick at that guys head!"
B: "George W. Bush sucks."
A: "What?"
B: "I said, why did he throw the brick?"
A: "The kid said it was because the guy's car was green, and therefore he was trying to commit insurance fraud because people would hit him because he blended in with the grass."
B: "But...the guy's car was silver...and we're downtown...where there is little to no grass..."
A: "I know, it's like invading Iraq."

Invading Iraq by Alan Smithee July 9, 2004

Invading Vagistan 

Having sexual intercourse

- What did you do yesterday night? You missed the party!
- I was at the party! But I met this girl and we went back to her place!
- Oh, so you were invading Vagistan all night?
- Yes, sir!

Invading Vagistan by VagistanInvader January 24, 2013

Invading Poland 

When you need to go to the bathroom but don't want to be crude about it.

Co worker: Hey where did Bob go.
Boss: He told me he was invading Poland

Invading Poland by EJMacki September 6, 2016

invading ukraine 

When you've ignored lots of lesser solutions to a problem because you've assumed they won't work, and instead you're invading Ukraine.

Are you sure you have to be invading Ukraine right now? Is there something else you haven't tried?

invading ukraine by no nono February 26, 2022