Alcoholis Interuptis 

A serious physical and psychological condition arising from a short period of drinking, typically at lunch, followed by a period of not drinking. Symptoms include headache, sleepiness and irritability.
The only known cure is more alcohol.

Billy: I had a couple beers at lunch, and now I have a headache and no buzz.

John: Yeah, I noticed from your bitchy comments and yawns during the staff meeting you were suffering from Alcoholis Interuptis.

Alcoholis Interuptis by Three martini queeny April 28, 2010

coitus interuptus 

A fancy way to say "pulling out"

"We dont want a baby, so i had to bust a coitus interuptus."

coitus interuptus by D and A June 13, 2005

wankus interuptus 

The act of being interrupted during self pleasure, by any means. Derived from the early latin, and similar to coitus interruptus, it was coined by Dr Bryan in the early '10s. The worst instance of this is when the individual is almost cumming, and their pleasure is interrupted and are rendered unable to continue

Tom 1: Oh man i had the worst case of wankus interuptus last night
Tom 2: Yeah mate?
Tom 1: yeah, was almost about to cum, when my sister came home and i had to stop
Tom 2: Oh man i fucken hate wankus interruptus

wankus interuptus by John Edgecliff April 15, 2014

Inturdupted 

When relaxing midst log someone walks in on you. This may merely cause a groove halfway or may pull the boat back in. A real shock may have an effect like a cigar cutter.

Everytime I try to post a stump my bitch inturdupts me. I swear I think she likes the smell! She says she has to do her makeup or hair and I end up inturdupted!

Inturdupted by projectmatter July 14, 2009

Bitchus interuptus 

The act of said female interupting man buisness, or a man's conversation.

I was watching the football game and right when Tennessee scored, my girlfriend called. I answered,"Bitchus interuptus," and hung up.

Bitchus interuptus by ilovekait(: October 1, 2010

interuptile dysfunction

The act of calling a friend and accidentally interrupting him/her in the act of making out, having sex, etc, etc.

Dude, I called David and this girl answered the phone. She said he was "busy". I totally have interuptile dysfunction.

interuptile dysfunction by Spaghetti Dave March 17, 2009

Bloggus Interuptus

Writing a blog post with a Real-Time-Collaborative editor, when your blog co-author edits the post right over top of you.

I was posting my SAT scores on my blog when my blog co-author Bloggus Interuptus to post his discovery that water only flows down hill.

Bloggus Interuptus by Foxxfyrre September 21, 2010