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Intravenous 

(Shortened from the adverb)- Directly aloof or passive-aggressive young adult (often of another social sphere or class) towards another passive or subversive young adult through illusory actions or words; Seemingly meant to help, but usually is rude and abrupt, often confusing the other person into a vacuum of blankness
"Girl, that comment was F'n intravenous when I was just tryina finish my HW…wth is ^ ?!" or "Vickie was pretty intravenous when she thought she was being helpful organizing my office space when I was busy with work, WTH?", or "I don't really know what with she meant by that intravenous comment"…
Intravenous by Jelenova March 29, 2015

INTERGENIUS 

People who regardless of how inept they are in real life claim authority on various topics on internet bulletin boards.
The intergeniuses on that message board make me laugh.
INTERGENIUS by Christopherd August 24, 2007

Shooting caffeine intravenously

This phrase is never meant to be taken literally. No-one really injects coffee directly into their blood stream. Caffeine is the main ingredient of coffee, and gives us a feeling of satisfaction. It is simply a joking expression which refers to an intense love, or even addiction, to coffee.
I'm going nuts - If I don't shoot caffeine intravenously soon I'm going to fall out of my tree!

When I was 13 I had my first coffee, and I've been practically shooting caffeine intravenously ever since!

Intravenous Cannulation 

The process of which paramedics insert medicines though IV such as adrenaline 1:10,000 e.g.
Cardiac Arrest patient needs an intravenous cannulation in order for me to administer adrenaline

Intravenous Penis 

A penis so small and skinny it resembles that of a needle and is made for intravenous use.
Kimmy: How was it with Cody last night?

Bethany: Not good…he has an intravenous penis.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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