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internetaverted

Someone who is seemingly emotionless in person, but always posts online with a lot of excitement (a lot of exclamation marks, all caps, etc.)
Jennifer, being very internetaverted, sat quietly in Starbucks, eyes glued to her phone, without so much as a polite smile on her face while posting to Facebook, "OMG!!! HE PROPOSED TO ME!!! I'M GETTING MARRIED, EVERYBODY!!!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!"

internetigence 

Measures how well one is able to quickly find information he or she is looking for from the internet.
Alice is able to find the most popular YouTube video faster than Bob because she exhibits a higher internetigence.
internetigence by Eigenhalo January 2, 2012

Internetlegent 

A description of ones level of intelligence solely based on their information generated from searching the internet.
Darrell is internetlegent. He only knows stuff that he has googled.
Internetlegent by HornoCloud September 30, 2014

Internetarded 

Someone who is being a retard on the internet or just internet illiterate.
Some girl just posted a naked picture of herself on Facebook. How internetarded.
Internetarded by rossbreakslaws August 20, 2016

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026