on the intercrap 

When a person is idling on their phone, checking email every few minutes, or even seconds; scrolling aimlessly on social media; checking news websites but only because they are too tired to do anything else - including removing their phone from their hand.

Being ‘on the intercrap’ is often something people do to manage the in-between times - for example when on the toilet, or between dinner and getting ready for bed, waiting in a queue, or even walking down the street.

Being ‘on the intercrap’ can be a way of decompressing from the day.

Being ‘on the intercrap’ can also be a way of looking, or hoping, for intimacy whilst in otherwise alienating surroundings.

-What are you doing in there? Are you on the Intercrap?
-yes!

on the intercrap by Poppy SM February 17, 2018

to intercept a diarrhea 

when you feel you have diarrhea and make an enema to get the "bad shit" thats causing the diarrhea out of your body and end it quickly

A: Yesterday I had diarrhea and spend the whole day shitting.
B: Werent you able to intercept it?
A: Nah man, you know, you have to be quick to intercept a diarrhea before you start shitting.
B: That sucks

to intercept a diarrhea by Sir Asbestos December 21, 2019

intergrapes 

When something is ‘heard through the intergrapes’, this indicates that said piece of information was obtained via a source on the intertubes.

Q: Where the hell did you find out about this?
A: …I heard it through the intergrapes.

intergrapes by Matjas June 8, 2010

intercrural sex 

It's non penetrative sex. The man puts his penis between the other person's thighs and fucks.

"Yesterday I had intercrural sex with Josh."
"Oh, why?"
"He didn't want me to fuck him in the ass, so I fucked him between his thighs."
"I have to try it too."
"Yeah man, you should."

intercrural sex by Appuru March 1, 2016

interfrastically 

quickly, with haste.

As created by Blackadder (Ink and Incapability)

I shall return interfrastically

interfrastically by James January 26, 2004

Intercrural sex 

Said to have been the most prevalent form of sex between men in the ancient world and still the case in many parts of Asia and Africa. The "top" places his lubricated, erect penis between the closed thighs of the "bottom", and ideally the head of the penis slides onto the "taint", the area between the bottom's balls and anus. This area is very erogenous, a fact that is surprisingly not well known and feels very pleasurable to the thrusting top. It is also so pleasurable to some bottoms they can come from this alone.

It's important for novices who try this to experiment with the right rhythm because it can seem silly at first, but once they get going it becomes their preferred sexual activity. Much, much safer than anal penetration. taint

Tom asked if we could try intercrural sex. I was skeptical at first, but now can't wait to do it again.

Intercrural sex by Achieving lift-off December 17, 2016

Intercepting 

the art of excitedly returning to your email inbox after receiving a notification about someone 'commenting' on anything you are involved with on facebook. Intercepting is only necessary if the comment is not there, which means the publisher deleted the comment. Intercepting is usually done after 11pm.

We did a lot of intercepting at Amrit's house last night!

Intercepting by pujneet November 2, 2010