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1: a company which states it has a good multi-tasking processor, but utterly failed upon the release of dual core processors.

2:a company which sells computer related articles for about 2-3 times as much as they are worth.
1:
guy1:Shit dude, I got an intel P-XE for 1600$
Guy2:too bad my economy x2 3800+ outperforms it in a lot of things and costs 1/4 as much.
Guy3:screw both of you, i got a x2 4800+ for 1k and it's ranked as the best thing on the market
guy1:I wish I didn't listen to the tech guy at best buy, i think he was a highschool drop out.

2:dude, your overclocked pentium4 is reaching 70degrees C, maybe you could backwards engineer it and sell it world wide as an overpriced heater...
by chris September 16, 2005
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1.
A very expensive and inefficient air heater.
"Shniel Shniel!! Crank up ze Intel before I get ze frostbite on mein fingers!!"
by N3ODI November 29, 2004
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2.
1) A CPU manufactuer that is win/loose on most of their CPUs

2) Short version of Intelligence, which many people lack in our world of reality TV and Oprah
1- Intel just screwed me over, i want my money back!

2- We just got Intel on the WMDs, hope its correct.
by SecCom October 09, 2004
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3.
Short for "Intelligence".
We will use our intel to seek out and destroy.
by spam000 February 15, 2006
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4.
Technology company manufacturing computer processors and long, techincal-sounding names for the processors.
"Selected Dell PCs use Intel Core Duo 2 Centrino Mobile Extreme Edition processors. #Dum da duh da dum."
by Paul June 17, 2006
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5.
1. computer parts manufacturer

2. intellegence, or information. 411
my intel comp sux!

intel reports the hamburger will make you sick!
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6.
Who gives about micro-electronics when the first tv ad this company made had a bus load of guys in pastel colored NBAC suits who'd leap out and start doing bad dance moves any where, any time, with no warning?

That's some shit to live up to, AMD.
Hyperthreading 64 bit OS compatible on die first level cache in a super special heat transferring package still doesn't mean much when it's running Windows, m'lad.
by dj_monged September 10, 2004
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7.
Company which is known for making computer processors and motherboards.
Often misrepresent the actual speeds their hardware runs at.
Intel sucks.
by Mister Bojangles November 04, 2002
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