Streaking lights, loud sounds, and instincts

The elements that keep Knuckles} going

Streaking lights, loud sounds, and instincts
Are the elements that keep me going

by Da Something January 21, 2021

Jarsquat instinct

The innate urge to squeeze glass objects with a hand or other orifice until it shatters.

Ronald: hey Bill, you ever get jarsquat instinct while stocking preserves?
Bill while intensely clutching a jar of jam: how did you figure out?

by Jank Sinatra September 12, 2023

instinctical

an action you commit based purely on instinct.

an example of its use is as a way out of an akward situation where you did something embarrassing.

"Did you seriously just take off your pants?"
* Awkward silence*
"Um...well it was purely instinctical!"

"You just gave me the middle finger."
"No I didn't! I mean, I did, but it was instinctical, so it didn't mean anything."

by glabsager April 7, 2010

extinct by instinct

Making a poor or even fatal decision based on hasty judgment or a gut reaction

IDK MANNNNNNN JUST BE EXTINCT BY INSTINCT LIKE THE DINOSAURS

by Kushlossus of Klout November 20, 2021

The Clench Instinct

When a human dies, their final instinct is to clench their lower orifices. This is why Necrophiliacs claim that corpses are better than the real thing.

Human 1: Dude you see that girl when she was almost stabbed.
Human 2: Yeah, you could see the clench instinct kick in.
Human 1: Yeah dude, it was hot.

Stephen Hawking: My best discovery for science was and will always be, the clench instinct.

by erwkjls;lkqy54gb March 18, 2019

intellectual instinct

1. A phrase describing the act of habitually reserving judgment regarding people, places, and/or situations;

2. Avoiding forming opinions and conclusions which one is not required or beholden to form.

Ex. "It is preferable to exercise intellectual instinct if you don't have a reason not to."

by jack1e August 21, 2010

Heard Instinct

The instinct of the herd of humanity to follow what they've heard regardless of its validity.

(Nothing much to do with Amber Heard)

Heard Instinct seems to dominate the commentary on many online plotforms*

by PartisanZ July 21, 2022