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The Mortal Instruments 

An absolutely awesome series written by Cassandra Clare. It has everything! (demon fighting, canon slash, technical incest, faeries, werewolves, geeky references, etc.) The Fandom is one of the most perverted ones. We have great fanart. And a duck!
Person A:Have you read City of Bones yet?
Person B: No, I've never heard of it!
Person A: It's the first book in the Mortal Instruments series. I think you would like it!
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The Mortal Instruments 

A series of fantasy books written by Cassandra Clare.

The books are about a species called Shadowhunters who can't be seen by ordinary mundanes (humans) and destroy demons and rogue Downworlders. Downworlders are werewolves, vampires, faeries, warlocks, etc.

The main characters are Clary Fray, Jace Wayland and Simon Lewis.
Person 1: Have you got the new The Mortal Instruments book?
Person 2: Yeah, it's awesome!

installment 

part of a series (of payments, books, articles etc.)
"When's the next installment of Harry Potter due to come out?"
installment by Kitty August 10, 2004

instalmentally 

Nigerian-style adverb usage of the INSTALMENT.
He pays back the loan instalmentally.
We will redeem our pledge instalmentally.
instalmentally by Boskine February 7, 2018

ShadowHunters: The Mortal Instruments (Netflix Series) 

a not so bad netflix original where the protagonist makes me want to fucking kill myself because of her shitty acting. its a not so good rendition of the book series with barely decent and an atrOCIOUS ONE (makes me want to use eye bleach).
why the fuck am i watching ShadowHunters: The Mortal Instruments (Netflix Series) ???? god this is so shit e n d m e

Installment Plan

This term is used for the art of letting out a fart over a extended period of time. Usually spanning from 1 hour to about 72 hours. Instead of one initial blast, the giver of the installment plan spares his bros and babes the trouble of a nostril attack.
"Yo Ron, you wearin cologn?"

"Na bro, just a lil installment plan."
Installment Plan by pschwill April 5, 2010

installment dreams 

Refers to two or more slumbering-state "adventures" in succession, whereby a subsequent dream "pick ups when da last one left off" and therefore creates a chronologically-following "episode" to da previous dream.
I suppose dat installment dreams can indeed be fun sometimes, but if da subject matter of said nap-time dramas is less than pleasant or comforting, any further "chapters" may only serve to create additional trauma and exhaustion for da slumberer, and cause him to awake all scared and stressed out.
installment dreams by QuacksO September 29, 2022