instabilts 

Unstable stilts not to be consfused with the commercial-sounding "insta-builts"...whatever those are..

Ahhhhh I'm not walking on those... they're instabilts!

I saw this clown at the zoo yesterday, he fell so hard he musta been wearin instabilts.

instabilts by Lydiaaa June 13, 2008

InstaBitch

A person on Instagram who is only interested in their own follower gain. Usually narcissistic teenage girls who secretly think they'll be the next Kylie Jenner.

Jane: I'm gonna follow this fake whore so she'll follow me, then I'll unfollow her and hope that dumb bitch doesn't find out.

Jane is the example of an Instabitch.

InstaBitch by YoungRichGod April 14, 2016

Instablast 

1) v. to "like" every image in one's Instagram feed in a single, continuous session without regard for the quality of or interest in the content.

2) v. slang term used by millennials to describe a sex act by a male who prematurely ejaculates.

It took me forty-five minutes to Instablast, since I hadn't looked at my Instagram account in several days.

Instablast by joshuaware January 25, 2016

Instabitch

Low T millennial whose sole function in life is to facilitate his girlfriend's Instagram feed by taking photos and placing himself in precarious positions to get that perfect shot. Never appears in her feed.

Is Tyler banging Morgan? No, he's just her Instabitch.

Instabitch by Rudeboy Johnny June 4, 2019

Instaballs 

The act of correcting ignorance (e.g idiotic actions or statements) with testicular biofeedback.

Yo, Frank that was the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard... *INSTABALLS*... deez nuts you face five seconds!

Instaballs by BobbyScott August 19, 2018

Electronic Instability 

When you don't know if your computer, cellphone or any other electronic device, will work next time you use it.

He suffers from electronic instability.

Electronic Instability by Ni2k May 23, 2011

Instabitch

A girl who posts on social media about her life problems to her 1000 followers that don't give a shit.

Damn. This girl keeps spamming my page with her problems. What an instabitch.

Instabitch by The professa October 28, 2014