Instahard

For a male penis to go from a state of softness or relaxation to a state of an uncontrollable erection in the penis.
Mainly caused by a beautiful or attractive female when seen or spotted with the eyes.

A combination of the words: Instantly (Without Delay or Immediately) and Hard (Not easily penetrated).

"Man, I just got instahard when she walked in"

"Lola Luv = Instahard"

Instahard by Vinni-V February 16, 2010

instaboner 

1 a woman who gives you a boner instantly
2 the act of getting a boner instantly

1 "Damn look at that chick she is such an instaboner"
2 " I just got an the biggest instaboner"

instaboner by Zmoney November 30, 2005

Instabam 

Slang for jacking off to someone’s image and comments on Instagram.

Since “pandemic life” has so radically changed our social lives, his favorite online activity is now the Instabam!

Instabam by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2020

Instaban

-verb
A compound word from "instant" and "ban"; to be banned instantly, as from an online game or web forum.

-adjective
A behavior for which there is zero tolerance, which will likely result in an instant ban.

As verb: You'll get an instaban for that if you're not careful.

As adjective: Posting child porn is an instaban.

Instaban by Termy August 3, 2007

Instabation 

The act of sexually pleasuring yourself while surfing Instagram. It can be performed to an individual photo of a stranger or an array of inanimate objects. (i.e. Salads, fire hydrants, sunsets, marajuana, automobiles, and coffee)
Is usually performed with one hand swiping a mobile phone directly In front of the face, and the other hand stroking ones genitals. In some circumstances a photo is so desirable that the phone is propped up while both hands are working the persons downstairs to the point of orgasmic release.

Jack: "Hey Jed why are you so out of breath"
Jed: "I was heavily persuaded by this dunkin donuts hashtag, coffee led to cleavage, and cleavage led to Plants, and then instabation got the best of me"
Jack: "Oh boy! That will happen! Just last week I ruined my favorite shirt coming across this killer photo of my highschool crush drinking a macchiato"

Instabation by Rustysweatshirt May 9, 2014

Instanding 

Instanding ~ The opposite of outstanding.

Means, instead of demonstrating outwardly to the world, what a great person you are, and have external focus on your achievements for the day, hour or what not. Instanding is when you find out that within yourself, you are intrinsically a fantastic person and have so much going for you, that it doesn't matter what 'the external world' sees.

When somebody is going on a long journey, have an instanding time, I.e. I hope you find it within yourself to know that you are a beautiful person.

Have an instanding time on holiday, especially when going on a Spiritual retreat.

Instanding by Thucydides_44 September 26, 2012

instabonerific 

It's all in the name. Something so goddamn hot you instantly get a boner. Just one look and BOING!

Megan Fox is totally instabonerific!

Susan Boyle is so not instabonerific....

instabonerific by headbanger32894 August 13, 2009