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Insomnia 

The inability to sleep like regular individuals. As much as you tell yourself you’ll sleep that night, your mind just won’t shut down. Medications won’t work, meditation helps. (It’s all in your little crazy head.)

Insomniac: FUCK! It’s 3 am.. Oh well.. looks like I won’t be sleeping. *Grabs phone, Clicks on Pornhub Video*
Fuck yeah.
Friend: "I slept like a baby last night! Love how I can sleep 8 hours errr’night. How’d you sleep?

You: Go lick my butthole. I have insomnia you dick.
Insomnia by Petiteone September 14, 2018

skin insanity 

The Skin Insanity is a dangerous virus caused by CS:GO Skin Betting
One of its symptoms include

1.Trying to become a fulltime youtuber
2.Appearing on DramaAlert to promote your youtube channel and get that youtube revenue therefore to feed your skin insanity
3.Originating from Russia

This is a joke taken from Pyrocynical's video "HUMAN MALTESER FAKES YOUTUBE APOLOGY VIDEO"
at 2:57 till 5:50
The kid sealed himself and cried in a corner as the skin insanity took over the rest of his body.
skin insanity by Pyrosanical June 17, 2016

Reverend Insanity 

A holy scripture written by the fabled prophet Gu Zhen Ren detailing the life of the lord and savior, Fang Yuan aka the Great Love Immortal Venerable. Unfortunately, due to the dastardly manipulation of the CCP, this bible was banned before it finished, leaving many Daoists with a crippling emptiness that will never be fulfilled.
"Damn bro, you re-reading Reverend Insanity again? It's been like four years."

"There is nothing else in this mundane world that can satisfy me. Only RI and benefits matter."

Inanimate Insanity 

One of the greatest animated shows on the internet, by AnimationEpic. Extremely underrated.
This show is about inanimate objects competing in a reality show. Most of the characters are really cool and interesting.
Trophy: We're both jocks.
Knife: No, you're a jock, and I'm a jerk. Big difference.

Toilet: MISTA PHONE

MePhone: This is Inanimate Insanity TWO!
Inanimate Insanity by DneirfYaj November 3, 2013

Inanimate Insanity 

Hell for innocent objects and the cause for object depression
Inanimate Insanity deserves more views

Inanimate Insanity 

paintbrush is canonically non binary and uses they/them stop using other pronouns idiots!!! 😾 btw watch inanimate insanity