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insomniac 

One who suffers from sleep deprivation. Can also be related to stress and depression.
Ever since his family died, Cletus became an insomniac out of fear of being snuffed in his sleep by the Mafia.
insomniac by AYB March 30, 2003

insomniac kidz 

a bunch of kids who get on tiny chat because they can't sleep.
Anderson: Why are you guys always up. Don't you ever sleep?
Gee: We're insomniac kidz.
insomniac kidz by sukilover June 29, 2011

Midnight Facts For Insomniacs

An awesome podcast by two cool dudes who roast the fuck out of everything while teaching you all you ever need to know about anything.
Friend: brooo.... why are you always falling asleep in class?
Brooo: Because I'm up all night listening to Midnight Facts For Insomniacs man

Insomniac Kidz 

"I.K.T.G.T.T.A. (short for Insomniac Kidz Tumblr Gang Troll Them All) is a collective of Tumblr users.

They often have sexy ass conversations over Tinychat all night (hence the name Insomniac Kidz) and have formed a family of sorts over Tumblr. They have recently begun to generate some "hate" on Tumblr, but have proven themselves to be uninfected by childish rantings.
At the end of the day they are just some kids having fun.

'We’re just a few kids who tinychat a few days out the week. Anyone can join, so i don’t understand why there’s so much animosity towards us. But it’s whatever. We’re open 7 days a week. Cam up, and maybe we’ll let you join!'"
Basic niggas: "Damn! Insomniac Kidz took my bitch!"

Insomniac Kidz: "U jelly?"

Insomniac Music Theatre

Insomniac Music Theatre is a show that airs on vh1 in the early morning. Programming consists purely of music videos. Considered by many to be the best show of any produced by stations focused on music due to its utter simplicity.
I was up until four in the morning watching Insomniac Music Theatre while I wrote my term paper.

insomniac 

Those who claim to be an insomniac largely fall into two distinct categories.
Firstly, those who are genuinely and tragically afflicted by the inability to sleep.

Secondly, the fucking idiot emo wannabes who simply stay up past their bed time whining on myspace rather than actually trying to sleep.

Around 99% of all teenagers who claim to have insomnia are lying, attention seeking fucksticks who are so uninteresting, they have to make up something like insomnia to give them some kind of "edge".

Most people with insomnia will not discuss it as lightly as those people who fake it.
Friend: Where were you this morning?
Genuine sufferer: Sorry, I couldn't sleep.

AS OPPOSED TO

Friend: Where were you this morning?
Emo Twat: Dude I'm a fucking insomniac, I can't fall asleep until like 4am every night. It's so lonely, and yet beautiful at that time, I just feel so at peace with the world.... oh yeah, here, I wrote this poetry for you.
insomniac by Squiff March 9, 2007