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sexless innkeeper 

The sexless innkeeper is when you take what you think is a potential hookup home with you, and they fall asleep on your couch without hooking up. She or he only went home with you because you lived close by and they needed a place to crash for the night, therefore using your place only as an inn, making you its innkeeper. Defined by Barney on How I Met Your Mother.
"She slept there but you didn't sleep with her? You totally got used as the sexless innkeeper!"
sexless innkeeper by Lefou October 13, 2009
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governor jay inslee 

The pathetic, useless, and clueless governor of Washington state that is anti restaurants, bars, and gyms, and talks to everyone as if they are three years old.
How is Governor Jay Inslee in office when he is so mind numbingly stupid, and why does it look like his mouth is crooked when speaking?
governor jay inslee by Christ0001! November 17, 2020

the sexless innkeeper

When you meet a girl with whom you're about to get some but she ends up falling asleep in your apartment, turning you into the sexless innkeeper.
"Dude, I was totally about to get some, but she fell asleep in my apartment and I didn't want to wake her up"

"Dude, you were totally the sexless innkeeper that night!"

Insleepbriated 

when you're so tired it's like you're drunk but instead of beer, it's lack of sleep.
Man, after last night, I am so insleepbriated. tired
An utterly hypocritical governor from Washington state, or the policies and behaviors associated with this governor. He looks and acts like Brad Majors from The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Mr. Inslee has subjected Washington to a series of “Draconian” (his own term) lockdowns, resulting in a tragic backlash against COVID-19 prevention generally, and the destruction of the local economy. Inslee is remarkable for his flagrant disregard of his own health mandates. He shutters hair salons, and then appears with a suspiciously professional-looking haircut. He refused to let “the little people” travel for Thanksgiving, yet flew to Hawaii with his family for a conference. He is the “environmental” candidate who shipped worm-infested apples to Eastern WA as a peace offering. Inslee was only re-elected for a third term because the Republicans ran the Washington equivalent of Donald Trump. Everyone hopes Joe Biden will take Inslee and put him in an impressive, yet harmless cabinet position.
The nutty far-right protesters attempted to hold a Thanksgiving banquet in front of Inslee’s private mansion to protest the stay-at-home restriction, but Inslee was off partying with his family in Hawaii.
inslee by RazorEm December 11, 2020

Jay inslee 

Also known as "Dimslee" or "insleeze" Jay Inslee is the tyrannical dimocratic governor of Washington State. He settled for continuing to destroy Washington state after his miserable attempt at running for president failed. Also known for pretending to care and withholding the majority of pandemic assistance for american citizens in nursing homes and giving it to undocumented immigrants.
The idiot over there tearing up the constitution is Jay Inslee.
Jay inslee by Truth over Facts November 17, 2020