Insexting 

To send a sexual text message, or explicit picture of ones-self to a member of your immediate family.

Kid: hey mom look at my dick! (then picture)
Mom: Stop insexting me your father might catch us!

Insexting by 1011010101293 October 28, 2010

Dominant and infertile 

Opposite of submissive and breedable

Person 1: bestie you look submissive and breedable

Person 2: actually I’m dominant and infertile

Dominant and infertile by Imjaelol August 20, 2021

Injectile Fart 

When someone farts into a cushioned seat without lifting a cheek thereby injecting the air directly into the cushion which then causes the cushion to retain the fart odor long after the offending Farter has risen.

It is inconsiderate, and disgusting, and strictly prohibited by those who know what it is.

My brother injectile farted into my sofa, causing it to smell of a fart for days.

Injectile Fart by AHGRP August 2, 2010

Insexticated 

To be distracted while driving in ones vehicle while sending sexts (erotic and arousing texts) through a cell phone.

The insexticated man crashed his vehicle because he was sexting and not paying attention to the road.

Insexticated by Captain K & Katball January 5, 2012

Infertiles 

These are all your friends that don't have kids yet or have chosen to never have kids.

They only invited the infertiles over to the house warming at their new house because they didn't want it trashed by kids.

Infertiles by rocketrex May 10, 2010

infertile 

someone who cant get pregnant.

Infertile mean's someone who can not get pregnant.

infertile by Your briefcase October 19, 2010

intextible 

Derives from "insensible."

When someone pulls out their cell phone and completely ignores you while you're talking.

Todd: "I have a truly heartwarming story for you, Drew. I was saving small children from a massive wreck on highway I sixty-four and-"

Drew: "Hold on. This fruit gusher had more filling in it than usual. Let me text Kate and tell her."

Todd: "What an intextible son of a bitch!"

intextible by bubastis March 6, 2010