Inverse Intoxication Principle

The principle stating that people who say that they are "soo drunk right not" are usually fairly sober, while people who say they are "not that drunk" are usually highly intoxicated.

Max: Dude, I swear I'm not that drunk.

Sam: You just pissed in our trashcan asshole. I think you're pretty fucked up right now.

Kyle: Yeah he's gone. Perfect example of the Inverse Intoxication Principle.

Inverse Intoxication Principle by JC Swaggg November 25, 2012

Text Insemination 

Text insemination is the art of "inseminating" the phones of everyone in your cell phone contacts list with a generic text such as "Hey, what's up" or "How's it going?" for the purpose of simultaneously having as many texting conversations as possible with as many different people as possible.

Jesse wanted to communicate with all of his friends at once, so he decided to initiate text insemination.

Text Insemination by Solid Boomstick June 24, 2009

intaxication 

Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

I love feeling intaxicated!

intaxication by Oracle99 April 17, 2003

Marine by insemination 

Someone {usually a female} who thinks she has intimate knowledge of the Marine Corps or is a Marine because she has fucked one, is fucking one or married one.

person 1: So Ellie's profile shows she was in the Marine Corps from 1970 - 1990 and that she's a Master Sergeant.

person 2: Nah. That's her previous husbands military information and her new husbands rank. She just thinks she's a Marine by insemination.

Marine by insemination by angel carter July 2, 2011

insemination 

The act of ejaculating in a woman to get her pregnant.

My insemination on Jane last night was a success. She is definitely pregnant.

insemination by NumericSpy18 December 3, 2017

Artifistal Insemination 

An act in which a man will masturbate and ejaculate into his hand.
Armed with a full hand of semen, he will make a fist and forcefully thrust his fist into his female companion's vagina. Once inside, he opens the fist and releases his seed deep into her uterus.

John and Jessie couldn't concieve, so john tried the radical new method called artifistal insemination.... There was blood

Artifistal Insemination by shame-us October 18, 2008

Intoxicationship 

A relationship, usually hooking up, that only occurs when both parties are drunk.

She wanted to get more serious, but I told her I liked our intoxicationship.

Intoxicationship by Rowdy Ryan May 29, 2009