Cokelear inplant 

A surgery you may have on your ears so that your ears block out everything that your coked out friends say.

My f-d up roommate wouldn’t shut up, so I got a cokelear inplant. I need better friends, cause now I can’t hear anything.

Cokelear inplant by Shackabitch October 25, 2019

cellphone magnet implants 

An efficient method involving small magnets implanted into the palm of the hand for assuring that you won’t lose or drop your cellphone.

After getting my cellphone magnet implants, I don’t even have to think of where my phone is or where to stuff it; it’s always right there so I am never alone!

cellphone magnet implants by Dr Bunnygirl November 4, 2019

implants 

Something that looks good until just after you've ejaculated.

Ooh. I just ejaculated. Now those implants look kind of stupid.

implants by stooptard September 6, 2003

breast implants 

fake tits

A womans breast implants burst at Taco Bell yesterday.

breast implants by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017

@Breast_implant_

@breast_implant_ is the best and most iconic Instagram acc on??? Instagram??? . She goes by she/her and she is DEFINITELY straight. Her posts are amazing (only when they have something to do with @yqsemite and @superpowercoochie) People who don't follow her are the WEAKEST link.

Person 1: Fad do u follow @breast_implant_??
Person 2: No??? Who tf is that??
Person 1: *blocks*

@Breast_implant_ by Artpopbird June 24, 2021

implants 

Silicon enhancements for middle aged women.

Mike's mom used his grandfather's inheritance to buy implants.

implants by mafioso April 22, 2003

Indiana implants

These are a substitution for breast implants in wich the user stuffs her bra with tissues.

Although Vickie was relatively flat-chested, she used the temporary fix of Indiana implants, courtesy of Kleenex. It even gave the illusion of cleavage.

Indiana implants by Nora O'Shaughnessy January 28, 2007