8 definitions by mafioso

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When a woman's cold nipples poke erect through her shirt
Did you see Mrs. Johnson in class today? The room was freezing and she was nipping like a champion!
by mafioso April 22, 2003

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Silicon enhancements for middle aged women.
Mike's mom used his grandfather's inheritance to buy implants.
by mafioso April 22, 2003

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The sexual act of two people licking one another's assholes; considered to be physically impossilbe.
Jim tried to perform the butthole 69 position with Jenny, but ended up snapping his neck in the proccess
by mafioso March 23, 2003

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A name for the penis
John's heat seeking moisture missile was probing Sally's cooch.
by mafioso March 23, 2003

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To deficate
I've really got to drop some friends off at the pool!
by mafioso March 23, 2003

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Bloody diarrhea that one gets from drinking the water in Mexico.
After drinking water from a roadside stand in Mexico, Jonny was in the bathroom for days with Montezuma's revenge.
by mafioso April 23, 2003

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Another term for semen, generally referring to semen in a crumpled tissue, toilet paper, or towel.
I picked up a tube sock in Darryl's room uphauled to find it was saturated with man snot
by mafioso April 22, 2003

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