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(noun)

Infinity is what primary school kids and barely numerate people consider to be the biggest number; but in fact has no finite numerical value.

Infinity is what primary school kids and barely numerate people consider to be the biggest number; but in fact has no finite numerical value.

Guy1:"Wait, so you mean 'infinity' isn't finite?"

Guy2:"Yeah, it's pretty much in-finite."

Guy1:"So... infinity is the biggest number?"

Guy2:"You're really fuckin' stupid."

Guy1:"YOUR STOOPID TIMES INFINITY!"

*Guy2 pulls out a revolver and puts a round between Guy1's eyes.*

Guy2:"Yeah, it's pretty much in-finite."

Guy1:"So... infinity is the biggest number?"

Guy2:"You're really fuckin' stupid."

Guy1:"YOUR STOOPID TIMES INFINITY!"

*Guy2 pulls out a revolver and puts a round between Guy1's eyes.*

by TheresnofreenamesonUD
March 07, 2008

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is what we do not know.

Infinity goes on forever although we are evermore discovering further into the infinite universe as we progress forward. No matter how far our intelligent species discovers into the universe, the concept of infinity will always be what we don't know.

by Sonder8
September 09, 2014

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The amount of time it takes to get a definition on Urban Dictionary.

Dude #1: Hey bro wassup?

Dude #2: I just submitted a definition on urban dictionary!

Dude #1: I really hope you live long enough to see it get published.

Nerd: The time it takes to get a definition on Urban Dictionary equals the square root of the hypotenuse multiplied by the force required to...

Other Guy: you mean infinity.

Nerd: basically

Dude #2: I just submitted a definition on urban dictionary!

Dude #1: I really hope you live long enough to see it get published.

Nerd: The time it takes to get a definition on Urban Dictionary equals the square root of the hypotenuse multiplied by the force required to...

Other Guy: you mean infinity.

Nerd: basically

by foshizzlemynizzle77
June 15, 2012

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The point at which three women talking run out of things to say

Daddy, what's infinity?

Son, its the point when Mummy, aunty Angela and Aunty Mary run out of things to talk about.

Little John: "slow nod" I understand now.............

Son, its the point when Mummy, aunty Angela and Aunty Mary run out of things to talk about.

Little John: "slow nod" I understand now.............

by The Xmas Grinch
December 22, 2014

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You cannot define infinity as you would therefore exclude something in your definition. Infinity includes everything, but also nothing.

John was sitting at his computer, defining infinity as something that cannot be defined. Afterwards he found out he had no life.

by Zepto
September 29, 2009

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Basically a number that makes 1 quintillion quintillions look invisible that isn't even a number.

Infinity must be huger than huge can ever be huge

by Quantum_Destroyer_1337
June 12, 2015

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A word used to discribe something that will never end. It is also a lie

You and me for infinity

by jen&kirsty
May 25, 2015