full-part-time job

Any job that is, by the company, officially considered part time, but in order to keep the job, you actually have to work full-time hours illegaly and there isn't anything you can do about it because you're too much of a pussy to say anything.

Friend 1: You wanna hang this weekend?

Friend 2: Nah, I've been busting ass at my job all week, I need a break.

Friend 1: I though you only worked part time?

Friend 2: Nope, it's a full-part-time job.

by slamm3r August 07, 2012

Full-Timing

The act of working a full-time job.

Joey: Hey man, you Full-Timing yet?

Alex: No, still waiting tables. I haven't been able to find anything full-time since graduation.

by slamjackson.com June 03, 2011

Full Time Freeballer

A guy who never ever wears underwear, they have made Freeballing a Lifestyle choice. They have overcome the popular lifestyle of wearing underwear every day. to Never wearing it again, no matter what the place or the time.

"Nathaniel hates underwear, therefore he has chosen to become a Full Time Freeballer and never wear underwear again"

by Freeballing Nate June 19, 2007

full-time cunt

24/7, 365. This cunt doesn't take a vacation.

Miguel: What's Cindy's deal lately? There's no way her period could last this long.
Todd: Oh you didn't hear? Cindy's a full-time cunt now.

by lukethegook. August 25, 2011

Full Time Follmer

1) A person who spends their entire time in the goal and only plays defense.

This full time follmer never leaves the net!

by Skateboarder August 14, 2018

Full-Time W

The art of being a W so often that it’s like you’re working full time on it.

Unlike Mikie, you are a full-time W.

or

You want to be a full-time W?

by Strong Beautiful Man November 04, 2023

Full time mum

Usually what women write under 'profession' on dating websites to somehow justify staying at home watching daytime tv, while their illegitimate child is at nursery/school.

As opposed to 'part time mum' which is what every woman with a job and kids must be?!

Woman 1: "I can't get a job, I'm a full time mum"

Woman 2: "I work 2 jobs AND look after my son, it's tough but I don't want to leech off everyone elses' taxes"

Woman 1: "The government gives me free money! YAY!"

Woman 2: :'(

by Team Hayley July 04, 2011